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Posts by Doug (bog witch, waning gibbous)

Do Winston Lights still exist?

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Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage.
A woman answers the door.
We have come for the child, says the hooded figure
So soon? she asks
It is time, says the hooded figure.
The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card!
What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure
We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! 
For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness
Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman,
the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them.
Do not cry mother. 
I am a writer now.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

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Burn it all to the ground. This rhetoric is disgusting.

21 hours ago 5 0 1 0

Shockingly homophobic, too. Wtf.

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Watching the terrible "Stonewall" movie finally— it's exceptionally bad, yes, but at least Bryan Singer didn't direct it.

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I have watched the Madonna/Sabrina performance from like ten different edits now. ... Madge needs to take out her gilded flippers before she delivers a speech, but otherwise OHMYGOD YESSSSS. Confessions2 is going to save us all.

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and a fantastic soundtrack!

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Madonna teaching astrology at Cuntchella with Sabrina Carpenter is the mental deep breath I needed. Holy shit.

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As of next week— at 45 months— I'll have lived in this house longer than any other place in my life, not counting my childhood home.

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Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

62 million views a month.

Huh.

Publish the names. Hack the site, do an AshleyMadison, and publish the names.

Anyone reading this who doesn't think those men deserve to be skewered is a piece of shit.

share.google/vpOigCoN5R4u...

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Flat illustration of a Painted Bunting reconfiguring themselves with different colorful cutout shapes- possibly adding or subtracting colors.

Flat illustration of a Painted Bunting reconfiguring themselves with different colorful cutout shapes- possibly adding or subtracting colors.

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A collage of pink things including a set of vampire teeth, sparkly backgrounds, a furby, a cute pink guillotine with sparkles behind it, a black cat, a lily, a skull, and some hearts and spirals throughout the collage.

A collage of pink things including a set of vampire teeth, sparkly backgrounds, a furby, a cute pink guillotine with sparkles behind it, a black cat, a lily, a skull, and some hearts and spirals throughout the collage.

Happy Sex Worker Saturday!🖤

Open ya wallets!

SWers are getting suppressed and kicked off bsky! 💵💵

Fellow SWers, post your tip links below!

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Everyone else, we pay and support SWers around here, so tip and share the thread!!

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dsbigham | Substack Just another broken-hearted indie-punk intellectual.

Welp. I guess I'm on Substack now. substack.com/@dsbigham

2 days ago 1 0 0 0

Bless.

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Oh, those are both good, then. Damn. Difficult choice

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...once upon a time, they also tried to convince us that George W Bush was a working class Texan. (and people fucking fell for it!?!)

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Sword & Science if it goes the He-Man route, but not if it goes the Star Wars route.

Sword & Sorcery if it goes the D&D route, not the GoT route.

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Fun Fact from trivia this week:
Eva Braun was 33 when she died inside HITLER'S BUNKER.

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[leopards eating faces etc. etc.]

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Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched
@dsbigham if you want to befriend me and read my scathing reviews.

3 days ago 6 0 0 0

Turning trauma into a spending spree might be my superpower.

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Which Democrats Killed the Bill for Farmworkers Rights?

Which Democrats Killed the Bill for Farmworkers Rights?

Adrian Cortes of Clark County north of Vancouver, Marko Liias of Lynwood, Jessica Bateman of Olympia, Mike Chapman of Port Angeles, Deborah Krishnadasan of Gig Harbor, Jesse Salomon of Shoreline, Sharon Shewmake of Bellingham, and John Lovick of Mill Creek.

3 days ago 8 7 1 0
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The body is keeping too many scores today. Like a fucking bookie's board up in this meat.

3 days ago 3 0 0 0

Nooooo, headache be gone!

4 days ago 0 0 0 0

DoorDash deleted. Fuck that pedophile pandering bullshit.

4 days ago 9 0 1 0

"Tricky Gnosis: Difficult Revelations from Austin's BBQ Scene"
(memoir chapter title, obvi)

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Confessions2 has so many options. Woof to my bank account.

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oh... okok. I'mma try to adjust.

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

It activates fine outside of the bread, I think? Bubbles and whatnot. I even tried doing that before adding it in. No change.

5 days ago 0 0 1 0

i hate to get into a ///discourse/// about it, but there +May Be+ an underlying misogyny to clowning on Clavicular for looksmaxxing. The idea that men shouldn't think of themselves as visual objects because that's a feminine trait is kind of a trash opinion starting point.

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