Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

more baby possum action

People just openly admitting to patricide on here

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Tumblr post from headspace-hotel: Would a neurotypical god create that many beetles

eventually he was executed

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Nice

For comparison this was March 15, I'ma get sub-20 without breaks by May 😤

I'm so close to sub-20 minutes for 100 floors on the stairmaster 😭

#guiltygear

We all have days like this

that's two pieces, you fucking idiot

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

DO NOT DO THAT, KAGUYA.

They fear my power. None else have pulled off the 3 stack.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Dm that says "I went to umamusume and they all knew you there". The image attached is a photo of a horse named "Natural Bottom"

🕑ed

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Felicity why is the egg visibly wet. Why was that detail needed

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

Thinking about how he's named Vivi cause 6'6" was the height he was going to be eaten at

Also that his grandpa killed himself by shooting a canonball of fish and rice into his own mouth

Final Fantasy IX truly is The Best One.