Find out why they call him Grima Wormtongue

Still waiting on LOTR extended Extended editions. The ones with all the sex scenes.

Evolution is simply a looooong record of each species changing beauty standards over time.

More troubling than the pile of birds I received, by day twelve I owned 50 people. I don't want this.

Bummer that Santa is in the Epstein Files. But he does have to bring presents to ALL the children.

The best part of Ted calling the offside in the final ep of Ted Lasso shows a complete understanding of the complicated law. The keeper is the third to last man, making an offside call difficult for even the most accomplished AR.

I only delight in ancient relics and references. So here's some stupid OC well past its shelf life.

I got 99 problems and 2/3 of them were solved by eating salad.

Most people get this wrong; his full name is Laser Ass Knight.

They call me Frank Cicerone, hot dog sommelier.

(It's pronounced Sis Uh Roh Knee)

Why'd they make the Rosie the Riveter statue in Tulsa so aryan and feeble looking? Completely missed the point with that one, y'all. #tulsa #route66 #motherroad

Her: [coworker] is out of town and it’s the Arabian horse show weekend. 😭 So our biggest horse show.

Me: Why does it matter where the horses are from? Are you horse racist?
Can't believe my wife is the Morrissey of horse girls...

(Orange you glad you're not married to me?)

If you play an acoustic electric live and don't keep an extra battery on you - go fuck yourself. #grumpysoundguy

Man, you guys, I just picked up this killer book. It's called the Bible. And it has everything: slavery, murder, incest, a dragon, no shrimp...
What more could a growing boy ask for?

Don't you even know dignity when you see it?

My wife wants to start wrestling, but without her glasses she can't see what the Rock is cooking.

@footballramble.bsky.social
On the Tarkowski handball:
If that happens anywhere on the pitch, it's a handball. He leans towards the ball and blocks it with his arm. We've all been called for it - whether due to a deflection or misjudging the bounce off a shit pitch.

Gang sign of the devil

Me: 🎶Ibuprofen, the San Francisco treat!🎵

Kylie: that's my favorite part of the Chicago dog.

Me: Hey DMX, you want anything from the store?

DMX: Thank you for asking. I would like some tea, please.

Me: what kind?

DMX: DON'T GET IT TWISTED

China cymbals are for dweebs. China splashes are for the numbest of nuts.

Somebody tell CM Punk and Sami Zayn to come to The Whittier Bar karaoke after they get off work.

Can't believe they sent off Emi.
There's no such thing as an "obvious goal scoring opportunity" for this season's Manchester United.
#EPL

Really expected more out of SNL with Walton Goggins as host. Flat from start to finish.

Finally got Sam Rockwell and Walton Goggins together.

The Vatican? I think you mean Second Second City.

Can't wait until the pope canonizes everyone mentioned in Serengeti's "Dennehy." ...especially his wife Jools.

They call him BIG HURT XIV

The Vatican is about to have a lot more road construction.

I heard that new Pope once featured on an unreleased Dead Prez track.