The NFL Combine is over so here's your reel of Rich Eisen getting smoked in the 40 by various athletes

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

The best

My daughters were accomplished figure skaters and I say this in the most complimentary way: worst sport ever. (But we still watch cause it’s great).

My daughter (an ND early admit) was there in Milan for the short on Monday and knew the fix was in. She is so angry that she says she’s boycotting the rest of the Olympics. (She’s lying).

The results of the US Olympic women’s hockey, they have played 4 games so far. The US has scored 20 goals. Their opponents? ONE.

The US Women’s Hockey team is terrifying.

They have scored twenty goals in this Olympiad so far.

Their opponents?

One.

the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish

The Catholic bishops seem to be waking up, finally.

Every American needs to watch this:

Still a Top 10 album for me.

Someday corporations and technology companies will pretend they were always against this

Lincoln Riley went 7-5 with this guy

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes

When your team loses every game, players complain about their teammates. Nothing new here.

The Supreme Court only cleared the way for Kavanaugh Stops four months ago and ICE now openly engages in violent racial profiling, snatching anyone who looks non-white and treating them as presumptively guilty of a crime. Remarkable how quickly our liberties can be crushed when courts go along.

Well done

“You should follow directions when a deranged masked man with a gun yells at you, or else it’s ok if he kills you” is not a statement any functional society on any imaginable planet would accept.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Comical, @wsj.com.

It is insane. Whose idea was that? Let’s make ‘em think there’s a flag on every play.

The ESPN CFP scorebug yellow flash has annoyed viewers.

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Tough day.

One thing I'll miss, because we'll never get broadcasting like this again - is when Vin Scully would share a story about baseball of yesteryear. This was Vin's account of seeing Sandy Koufax at his Brooklyn Dodgers try out.

📼: MLB

MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME

Me: “which did you like better: Star Wars or Empire?”
6 y/o: “they’re exactly the same movie”
Me [full Tim Robinson]: “You sure about that?
6 y/o: “hmm. Empire.”
Me: “correct.”

Still do. A lot.

Kolek for MVP

Die Hard title card with an airplane seen from behind against a yellow sky, white text in the upper right of the frame reads "A John McTiernan Film"

the four words every girl wants to hear

Paul Gleason about to say the dumbest thing in the world

Shoutout to Dwayne T. Robinson, whose incompetence is superseded only by that of the FBI. Onscreen representation for idiots who are wrong about everything.