Aaaaa thank you!!! Save the date for July 11, 2026 👀

Congrats!!!!

Damian and Teague show off the engagement ring while their friend blows bubbles

Damian holding Teague’s hand to show the gold and jade engagement ring

Damian proposes to Teague surrounded by their friends

Damian and Teague laughing with their foreheads touching and holding a bouquet of flowers

Hi Bluesky! I’m engaged!

Coffee, Cults, and Empires - An "Actual" Play Podcast An "Actual" Play Podcast

So, uh. I might have been recording the professors playing their RPG. Maybe. It's fine. Not creepy, I promise. Y'all, their game is really fun! I might have made a podcast about it...

www.coffeecultsandempires.com

Hail on a sidewalk

Hail at the base of a tree

Forbidden dippin’ dots

A black background with a white rabbit jumping above pink and blue text that reads "Everybody's Eyes are on The First". In smaller print below: "A new dark comedy musical. Book by Teague Shattuck, Music by Naama Friedman"

Everybody’s Eyes Are On THE FIRST! A new musical premiering at the 2025 Fertile Ground Festival in Portland, Oregon April 14, 15, and 19.

Prepare to sell your soul as the first transgender infomercial host is hired by an old-school shopping channel to save them from social media cancellation!