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I thought you said the Onion's claim they were taking over was fraudulent. Why would you need a new name and URL if they aren't taking over?

this is hilarious because you're probably correct in their thinking

the faces tim is making makes it so much funnier

The Onion Lies To Internet Again, Falsely Claims Control Over Infowars by Adan Salazar April 20th, 2026 5:54 PM Satire site again fraudulently claims it acquired Infowars—despite its previous “purchase” collapsing after a judge discarded the sale over shady auction procedures.

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I stand corrected. It goes both ways.

[in spanish] W protection?

fuck it. I'm watching it now.

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

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to be fair, Tim is indeed spreading disinformation here. The product actually turns your gold into piss.

@RealAlexJones 🚨The Onion Has Fraudulently Claimed AGAIN That It Owns Infowars!!! The Democrat Party Disinformation Publication Is Publicly Bragging About Its Plan To Silence Alex Jones' Infowars And Then Steal & Misrepresent His Identity! This Takes The Term 'Frame Job' To The Next Level! 🔴WATCH/SHARE THE LIVE X STREAM NOW: [picture of Tim Heidecker with the closed captioning reading "to turn your piss urine into gold"]

A blue and yellow nudibranch

STOP LOOKING AT MY NUDIBRANCH

"He got his 10 seconds of fame" is a weird way to say "taking over your show"

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

Tim Heidecker hosting Infowars? Is it Christmas already?

I just wanted to feel wanted.

Is that a bon jovi or cheap trick reference? Yes.

2^16 spotted

should have read more theory

Starting a hair metal band called SLUGG

One poll was at 33%. I didn't think we'd ever see that.

Ilhan holding back a smile

Ilhan starting to cover her face because she can't hold back the smile

would you still love me if I didn't eat poop and poop dirt?

I guess I was a microinfuencer on twitter and earned $0

personally, I found "Stairway to [Mark] Levin" to be a downgrade

Ever think about how donuts have holes but donut holes don't?

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no

huh. turns out those tattoos might actually mean what they look like they mean.

Iran says Strait of Hormuz will close again amid US blockade by Julia Manchester - 04/17/26 7:19 PM ET

all these announcements seems suspiciously conveniently scheduled the around the times the markets open/close

fuck. that doesn't just refresh? I just wiped out moore, ok again, huh?

town with such bad luck that you just google it and you get photos of tornado damage.

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do you do

sock, sock, shoe, shoe

or

sock, shoe, sock, shoe

or

shoe, shoe, sock, sock