🇺🇸 fat-ass

🇬🇧 fart-arse

It's a miracle that male/male relationships even work out. From what I've seen they can be quite

testee

òuó

I've meant to come up with a @furaffinity.net banner for a long time and was inspired last week to finally do it!!! The ratio is long so open the image to see it in full.

Magical trash animal girls! Who is your favorite? #magicalgirls #trashanimals #cute

Mettigel und Gesichtswurst. Eine ausgewogene Mahlzeit 😌

🇺🇸 bad-ass

🇬🇧 bard-arse

バナおばちゃんの服装を考える
マダムっぽいコーデっていいよね

A black-stained kettle and pot sit on a stovetop. The Pot, ashen and charred, says: "hey kettle, you filthy fuck. nasty ass. Looks like someone is charred and black with ash and soot today. I wonder who." There is a closeup of the Kettle, stretched to fit half of the whole bottom panel. it says nothing, as it is an inanimate object, which makes its apparent offense all the more impressive

Thanks! I hope I scared that fox well enough that it won't try again. uwu

Rabies isn't much of a concern in the UK unless you're up and close with bats.
I went to the emergency unit and got all necessary jabs and tablets, so I think I'll be good. 💕

Das ist eins der paar Sachen, wo England richtig gut ist. :)
Dankeschön, ich werde mein Bestes tun, nicht zu sehr zu kränkeln. 💕

England ist nahezu tollwutfrei und es scheint da keine Bedenken seitens der Ärzte zu geben, also nehme ich an, das geht okay.

Ich war im Krankenhaus und sie haben mir Joddressuren aufgelegt. Ich habe eine Tetanusimpfung und Antibiotika bekommen. Sollte alles okay sein. uwu

Photo of my hand wrapped in plasters, in a pose like a thumbs-up emoji.

Got bitten by a fox today while wrestling it out of our chicken run

Daisy the Polish Bird

She's a frizzle-feathered tolbunt.

Also very bouncy.

Baby.

They're all pretty great tbh. A very lively and curious bunch.

Have more Daisy, though

Daisy is doing a big stretch and takes lil' Tom under her wing

Elegidos del Dragon | Nia Standee 🐈‍⬛

-My magnum opus: The solo Nia standee, for fans of the muscular cat who serves as a dragon’s bodyguard✨

I love the final result 😭

Top to bottom:
Daisy
Thomas
Cosmo
Zinnia

Enter stage left:
Dahlia

Cleansing your timeline with our Polish chicks trying to get the best spot in the sun

vent

#ballpoint

🤞

It was a pretty fun exercise going down my video game memory hole. I'm sure I forgot a lot, but there are also so many other games I enjoyed.

Also joining the various people recommending Outer Wilds to everyone. We're serious about this. 🚀

Photo of my bearded mug with two newly-hatched chicks snuggled against my neck.

New chicks are sitting with Dad this evening 💕🐣

A young piebald pigeon with wet weathers. He is looking at the phone camera and is stood on the back of an armchair, in front of a botanical-patterned curtain

The same pidge leans in closely to inspect the phone camera.

It's been a while since I posted Kino, he's grown a lot from the little scrunkle I rescued from the farmyard!

He just had a really nice bath! 🐦🚿 #pigeonsky

The pokemon sylveon with an appearance similar to the amazing digital circus' pomni, making her half red and blue on a white base. There are several expressions of her.

I wanted to doodle a bit more of Pomneon... #tadc

*holds your hands*
Yougotthis ❤️

I really don't know how to get to Jupiter. I think that means I'm at maximum stupidity. 😔

Hehehe, silkie chicken 👀

Welcome to Bluesky, I hope you can find your critters again 💕

hello bluesky :)