I'm a gays so the picture made me go "oh"

Oh

Actually kind of incredible how far Starmer tries to stretch “i wasnt told“ as an excuse for all his failings. Why u governing like shit? I wasnt told how. Is America committing war crimes? Ive not been told. Are we at war with Iran? Ive not been told

Turns out, the lead developer of that team told his developer to HAND-ROLL ZIP FILE GENERATION.

IN JAVASCRIPT.

IN A FUCKING WEB BROWSER.

BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO USE AN EXTERNAL LIB BECAUSE OF SECURITY AND MAINTAINABILITY.

SURE. BUDDY. FUCKING SURE.

A white church with a tall slate spire ending in a golden top with contrasting brick corners, photographed from a moderate distance against a cloudless sky

A fountain shot from behind. One figure washes another with a basin. Shot against a church door.

The same fountain from in front. You can see that the first figure is washing the hands and feet of the other.

Die Schweiz ist leider schön

“petting a kobold doesn’t bring good luck, it’s just something kobolds say so you’ll pet them”

oh yeah? then why are some other nearby kobolds following me around? seems pretty lucky to me

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you.
(Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

today i played the dual role of tech support and counselor for a spouse of someone who was having a mental
breakdown that was being clearly exacerbated by heavy chat gpt usage so that was neat

Site is getting dangerously close to “the data can never misunderstand, it can only be misunderstood”

🏰 Upon reading this cryptic message, you can’t help but think that this is a thinly-veiled attempt at teasing an upcoming announcement. Perhaps as soon as tomorrow... 👑

Unlike, say, Paul of Tarsus, you can just ask the Pope what he meant, you don’t have to/get to just make it up

therapist: so what's been inspiring you to keep going? me: sinkdog therapist: did you say "sink dog"? me, showing her a picture of sinkdog on my phone: sinkdog

A Brief And Fruitful Quest To Find Neil, Who Banged Out The Tunes | Defector The story goes something like this: On Thursday, April 13, 2006, Neil sat down at his piano, and played some tunes. The only piece of surviving media of this performance is a small JPEG captioned “Nei...

For the curious

defector.com/a-brief-and-...

TTRPG with old-school "you can die in character creation" mechanics, except most terminal events are stuff like "reached adulthood with no major traumas" or "found a love of carpentry", so your goal is to make enough bad life choices that your character is a big enough loser to become an adventurer.

‘Everyone is Replaceable’: Death Rattles Oregon Amazon Facility A worker died at Amazon’s Troutdale warehouse last week. Employees were told to look away.

For more than a week, Amazon has managed to keep a death at its Troutdale, Oregon, facility out of public view.

Workers I spoke to are pissed.

The way to a man's heart

He's cute

It sounds bad but like I think if I explain more you'll understand.

"Was it your belief at this time that a mouse will generally 'have a little door'?"

That is almost word for word how it was.

IC: it says here you believe that your exposed skirting boards will let in mice
Lines: yes, that's where mice live
IC: I see, in all houses?
Lines: yes
IC: and have you ever seen a mouse, or is this belief just from watching a lot of Tom and Jerry as a child
Lines: Look...

I'm starting to understand how Isaac Chotiner keeps getting away with it.

the classic: the skirting boards in our kitchen are missing, and if we don't replace them then apparently mice can freely come and go. behind the skirting boards is where mice, which are present in all houses, live.

in this thread I'm gonna try and keep all the wonderful and amazing beliefs that my darling @lines.snail.skin has about the world. every day is a treasure and I learn new ways to look at my life and surroundings

leute heißen literarisch viktor und verlieren trotzdem ne wahl peinl

a kobold is hitting you with a stick. this is the only way he can clear his mind