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Posts by Phil

Hell yeah

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Wow. I remember thinking this game looked really good when it came out.

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True til death

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Makes sense

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new fundraiser for my fucked up house

6 days ago 83 90 1 5

It's still worth wearing a mask. For your health and for solidarity with vulnerable people.

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It is a very delicious brick of chocolate and nougat.

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It's a fine product but what do you say about a reeces fast break.

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His posts were wack, your honor

5 days ago 30 2 2 0
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Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly*
Judi Dench: oh Garfield
Garfield: *snores loudly*
Judi Dench: you wretched creature
Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper*
Judi Dench: murderous reprobate
Garfield: *watches tv*
Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

1 week ago 1021 163 16 4

No other choice unforch

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Good point

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Wow

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*bravely*

All of them

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Isn’t it cool that we have to live like this just so we can sell plastic to each other in a variety of ways

1 month ago 49 14 2 0

πŸ”ˆπŸ”Š If you want to be a girl, you can just be a girl, G.I. πŸ”ŠπŸ”ˆ

2 weeks ago 11 1 0 0
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Thank you this is great

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

power vacuum? do u mean my throat?

2 weeks ago 83 9 6 1

It's more powerful than I even imagined

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Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

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Ohhhh what have you done, youre a genetic freak

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.

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Successful interaction

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if you want to change yourself in any kind of way whether its to be more normative or less normative or any damn thing i love you and i support you

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I hate this guy

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Nah

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Brown up-ear bunny looking off into the distance

Brown up-ear bunny looking off into the distance

I lost my bunny recently. She had breathing problems and had not been doing well for a while. I can't express to you how much I loved that bunny and miss her. Rip Beatrice.

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Tweet by Ethan Hardy @ethanhardy 
β€œYou say that it's fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror β€œ

Tweet by Ethan Hardy @ethanhardy β€œYou say that it's fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror β€œ

This is probably my favorite from twitter

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"Mmm, Cornbread" - enthusiastic proclamation overheard at a shoneys

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