Hell yeah
Posts by Phil
Wow. I remember thinking this game looked really good when it came out.
True til death
Makes sense
It's still worth wearing a mask. For your health and for solidarity with vulnerable people.
It is a very delicious brick of chocolate and nougat.
It's a fine product but what do you say about a reeces fast break.
His posts were wack, your honor
Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly*
Judi Dench: oh Garfield
Garfield: *snores loudly*
Judi Dench: you wretched creature
Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper*
Judi Dench: murderous reprobate
Garfield: *watches tv*
Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing
No other choice unforch
Good point
Wow
*bravely*
All of them
Isnβt it cool that we have to live like this just so we can sell plastic to each other in a variety of ways
ππ If you want to be a girl, you can just be a girl, G.I. ππ
Thank you this is great
power vacuum? do u mean my throat?
It's more powerful than I even imagined
Sir, a second bird is at the feeder
Ohhhh what have you done, youre a genetic freak
Just teleported to Waffle House. It works. Stop being mean to that guy.
Successful interaction
if you want to change yourself in any kind of way whether its to be more normative or less normative or any damn thing i love you and i support you
I hate this guy
Nah
Brown up-ear bunny looking off into the distance
I lost my bunny recently. She had breathing problems and had not been doing well for a while. I can't express to you how much I loved that bunny and miss her. Rip Beatrice.
Tweet by Ethan Hardy @ethanhardy βYou say that it's fucked that gingerbread men live in gingerbread houses, but to a gingerbread person, gingerbread is as inscrutable and fundamental as carbon. The people and homes are no more alike than humans are to diamonds. Only we, their gods and creators, can see the horror β
This is probably my favorite from twitter
"Mmm, Cornbread" - enthusiastic proclamation overheard at a shoneys