Can't ask! Hippo rules!

I wonder how many of us are going make 'the book'

The writing on this season of Hacks is um... not good

If you're thinking of getting a cat, I just woke up to a dead bird in my bed so consider that

No job, no happiness. Couldn't happen to a nicer person

It does make me smile knowing how much of a blind rage Joanna Cherry has been in for years now lol.

'friendly journalist' is such an odd way to describe Mandy Rhodes

I'm excited to see what the PM will resign for. Setting the bar v high

Same energy.

Had to double check how to spell 'scythe' earlier and now all my online ads look like an omen

Bluesky giving feeld vibes today. Unusable

St Marks Church, Rosemount Viaduct, Aberdeen, AB25 1JY

Fallen down an absolute internet hole of churches that are up for sale in Scotland after discovering the dean village one is on the market, my fav church ever. But also that the one on Rosemount Viaduct in Aberdeen is for sale?! I NEED IT

www.churchofscotland.org.uk/about-us/dep...

MADONNA

Watch: The Israeli town on the frontline with Hezbollah BBC foreign correspondent Nick Beake visits Metula, an Israeli town surrounded on three sides by Lebanon.

That is so weird, I wonder why this northern most Israeli town is surrounded on three sides by Lebanon

Magyar now the fittest leader in Europe, sorry Macron your reign is over my dear x

Viktor Orban retiring to spend more time with his chins

Catching up on SNL UK and sorry but "her eyes are so far apart I assumed she was prey" had me cackling

Anthony Fantano giving Slayyyter a 6?!

Really enjoying these posts about Airbnb rentals being cancelled for influencers at Coachella ❤️

Tell me it wasn't just me? Was the interval music on throughout or was it a v out of tune synth?

The XX absolutely killing it, I've missed them so much

i have *literally* only discovered this like a week ago?! WHY???

That is a DIVA

Right before landing in the Strait of Hormuz, honestly bless 'em

So anxious about the Artemis splashdown. Can you imagine being in that capsule as it gets HALF AS HOT AS THE SUN?!

Beating Reform in Kent of all places. Is this... hope?

I miss slag wars :(

I'm 100% serious that I want Kate King to host SNL UK

I think the actors are publicly begging to be in Heated Rivalry is a bit cringe. Have some decorum lads