I told my husband he has a lot of mid shift energy, having been a closer for 3 years that definitely cut deep
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I moved into a new apartment and it has an ant problem, but only in the bathroom. Not sure what's going on, but I guess thats the best place to have ants if youre going to have ants
This is going to sound bonkers but I could feel something was wrong w my pregnancy in my boobs a couple days before I started miscarrying
#pregnancy
Im really proud of my husband for giving up drinking for now, he's been sober for 30 days and its the longest he's gone in 15 years
Taking pictures at gravestones of people you knew just feels insanely tacky to me, memorials are 50/50 but I'm certainly not doing it
So my in-laws watched my 7 month old while I was doing the worst of my miscarrying and going to the hospital but they forgot to check him after letting him roll around in the woods and I just found a tick latched onto him in his hair. Its hard to describe how angry I am
Three miscarriages and I haven't needed medical intervention once, if I'm going to keep having miscarriages at least I'm really good at them : /
#pregnancy #pregnancyloss
Just had my ultrasound, looks like all the tissue has come out so I should be on track to try for another baby in about 6 weeks ๐ค
#pregnancy #miscarriage
2nd worst part of having a miscarriage is all the diarrhea, the worst being of course the rest of the miscarriage
Im miscarrying AGAIN im so fuckkin PISSED
Started spotting yesterday then stopped, bright red today, stopped again. I'm trying to lie down at work but im just so scared im going to lose another baby.
Obsessed w asahi zero alcohol beer, I'm pregnant and its so hard to find ๐ญ
6 years ago today I went on a date with some 23 year old I was going to have a one night stand w off tinder. And today we are married w a baby and another one on the way.
Did jizz mean something different in 1986??
From Killashandra by Anne Mccaffrey
#booksky
Context he lived in the middle of nowhere and did meth
My husband just told me he used to jork it while driving all the time and I cant breathe im laughing so hard
Watching Love and Leashes on Netflix and its so cute I am squealing hiding behind my blanket
Definitely way hornier than the first book, just finished Killashandra by Anne McCaffrey, her 2nd book in the Crystal Singer series, and I'm excited for the next one
#booksky
I absolutely love Joyce Carol Oates, no one writes so uncomfortably while being so gripping and enjoyable. Just finished 48 Clues into the Disappearance of my Sister, fucking superb, 10/10
#booksky
Not getting my period is actually a really nice perk of pregnancy
First trimester is miserable, its just so much anxiety
What do editors actually do? Because every book i read i find typos and it makes me feel insane
#booksky
When my mom says she wants to take my son for a minute so I can rest she literally means 60 seconds, I almost wish she just fucked off instead
I really hope I don't miscarry again bc I am so psyched haha
As it should be ๐ฅฐ
After months of trying my husband and I decided to wait until after we move to try again so I start tracking my cycle to now avoid getting pregnant and bam, instantly pregnant. Do not track your cycle as birth control I am so serious right now, but I am also so happy because im pregnant again
So my husband and I decided to wait a little bit to start trying again for a baby and now I'm pregnant, tracking your cycle doesn't work use birth control!
There are just so many moments in breaking bad where Walt and Jesse should have kissed its actually crazy
Finally getting around to watching breaking bad, very excited to make everything about it gay and annoy my husband
Absolutely fucked up that I've been trying to get my son to sleep for 6 hours and when I finally gave up and put him in the crib to "cry it out" he falls asleep instantly. My little dude no longer needs cuddles to sleep so I'll just walk into the sea now.