Posts by Maple🔞, all time winner of the #1 naughtiest beaver award
we have GOT to get you a girlfriend or five — i'm not really girlfriend material, i'm more of a convenient fuckbuddy alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Who's the hottest deadlock girl in your opinion? Pits optional — uhhhhhhhh to me personally probably celeste alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Clumsy Secretary Bidoof, who just broke her new heels and could really use some help picking her papers back up if you don't mind
i'm too cute and slutty to have to deal with half of this garbage
Just wanna say it's hot af watching you answer these and be a bubbly and cute slut. It's making me wanna think even more un… — happy to be of service, fam alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Hypnotizing beaver to bounce (spirals.gif) — im sorry i read this question and fell asleep for three days alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
(a day late sry but) bunnysuit or reverse bunnysuit? — i prefer the original variation because if youre putting on the reverse bunnysuit you might as well just get naked at that p… alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
seems fine to me
Gaming against each other and loser has to go down on the other. No holding back. — i don't understand i thought the loser had to do something they ordinarily wouldn't i'll go down on you while we're playing … alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
What's your thoughts on piercings on your partners? Anything particularly tantalizing? Same question but for tattoos? — i love piercings and tattoosssssssss my favorites are big dangling nipple rings and tramp stamps alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Fuckbuddy fun while gaming? Platonic paizuri, please? — this made me really horny lol you got it bestie alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
trying to think of a horny april fool's joke but the simple fact of the matter is that if it's horny i'll probably do it sincerely
If you had to get transported to either a sci-fi setting or a fantasy one for the rest of your days? Hot babes are a given … — sci-fi setting seems more likely to have running hot water so that one alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Buttplug bikini or nipple ring dress...which would you pick if you had to wear one. — it's tough to choose but probably the nipple ring dress alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Goblin girl or dwarf girl? Note: the goblin girl is very scrungly. (Both are stacked) — goblin girl because sometime scrungly is attractive (i think) (maybe) alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
would you commit sins with a plump bitch that has a runny nose from allergies y/n
How big are your breasts? — i got them variable geometry tits. bigger or smaller at the press of a button. it's wild. alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
the monkey's paw has double curled and now i'm just having intrusive thoughts about hypno stuff
somnophilia? — given how sleepy i am most of the time i think i'm into it as a simple matter of practicality alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
How would you feel if your body was used to serve food like Nyotaimori (body sushi) it doesn’t have to be sushi it could be… — i like the idea but i might be too fidgety for that. i'd make a mess of the delightful culinary arrangements! maybe that wou… alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
honk shoo
the monkey's paw curls, maple becomes extremely susceptible to hypnosis... but only ever just falls completely asleep no matter what you try to get her to do
if ur allergic to cats.... how u gonna take huge catgirl ween.... — i'll take a benadryl and get fucked where the hatman can see i don't give a fuck im moving different alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
gf with infinite milk or gf with infinite cumm — using my gf with infinite milk to solve world hunger alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken... it's friday night so i'm taking questions (im always taking questions but i only ask for them on friday, because there's always time for fun on friday night)
just massive!!!
need to be violently bimbofied immediately