That score looks better for Arizona than it actually was

it’s gross but also comical that we’d need a “how to watch the Today Show” guide

For some reason it didn’t dawn on me that you’d be dealing with the same dilemma as me lmao, I’ll have it on Split View with the game

Pretty sure she’s quoting but also this has big “I can quit at any time, trust me” energy

Yet another Big Ten championship game

Oh yikes

I wish I wasn’t too lazy to make my own beef tallow but the South Chicago Packing spray bottle is a cheat code 🎮

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

I work remotely tomorrow so my taking a sick day depends on if a student schedules an appointment with me 🤪

I get sick once every 5-7 years and I’m so mad that this time it’s only a 5-year interval 😵‍💫

Randomly went to a bookstore today and it was kinda cool seeing couples browse in there (it was the self love section)

I forgot this was all star weekend

I’d say that’s now also notable, being deemed NOT NOTABLE (but acknowledged 😌) by Wiki

This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost

The feeling of showing up on time to work (is quickly matched and easily surpassed by the feeling of getting 30 minutes extra of sleep)

Everyone who said they were boycotting the halftime show gonna somehow know specially what they didn’t like about the halftime show.

The were saying this coach needed to steal signs tho

unraveled is *two* people, doing work that much bigger newsrooms aren't

I keep showing up to work with 0 intention of doing any work.

I know I talk a lot of shit about them but the cinnamon roll at Panera has me in a chokehold.

Sadly today is yet another consecutive day that I have to cook my own breakfast.

I am now in need of a gym bag 🥹

After six years of south texas winters i was not ready for that midwest cold. I was dying of death the whole time

Drummers at the lead of an anti ICE march in Minneapolis

A sign on a fence says “Renee was good. Fight the good fight.”

A makeshift checkpoint constructed out of trash bins and chairs with signs that say “ICE OUT” and “ICE GO HOME”

Protesters marching in downtown Minneapolis

Been in Minneapolis the past week ish. Here are some photos I took while I was here.

Also, I officially want a Porsche 911.

I wondered if the alarm clock I bought myself for Christmas had firmware updates. Turns out it does, with new features I’d be mumbling to myself about this last month lol

We just won but it feels like we lost lol