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Posts by FauxNewdAlt
There is something magical about the sun breaking through the storm clouds after 2 days of rain and darkness.
fool me once, fuck everything, i give up
Why don't you cover four large lab tables with kraft paper about it.
wait, you're telling me the toxic vibes and punchable face guy turned out to be a bad billionaire?
think I would be good at karate because I always beat the guys at dodgeball
I was gonna tell you all about it, but you looked bored already.
secretly, the cynic doesn’t want to be right.
I’m beginning to think that this temporary insanity is actually permanent.
grateful my skeets aren’t viral
this meeting could’ve been a commercial
😆 it’s a twofer special today
deep down, a taco wants you to eat it
truth?
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SV?
feeding my wolves cheese bc luv
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*hides behind you*
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yeppers, went there a bunch too
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it was
🥹 awwwwesome! 🤌🏽💞
oh saweet, i bet that was so fabulously fun too!