Hamato Splinter (2003 TV series) Hamato Splinter is the adoptive father and ninjutsu sensei of Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo. Hamato Splinter is a mutant rat with white bushy eyebrows, black whiskers on his muzzle, a...

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𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝗦𝗖𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝐌𝐘
𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄, 𝑷𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐓𝐎
𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑷𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏,
𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀,

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𝓝𝐎 𝑴𝑬𝑹𝑪𝒀, 𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗠 . 𝐈'𝐌
𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍' 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝙋𝙐𝙉𝙆𝙎
𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐓𝐀 𝑩𝑼𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑺𝑺 ──

what is the matter .ᐣ 👺

you shall . 😡

AHA . 👹

elysia 🩷

JUST MADE THEIR ACCS, I'LL FINISH THEM UP LATER 👹

elysia 🩷

made layouts and pinned videos for casey and bishop . just need to smack some psds on 'em and it'll be only a matter of time 👺

... you are awake . 👺

[ why is he closing his eyes . 💀 ]

i am scaring away your period with my mind . 😌

[ ... that isn't how it works . 😭🙏 ]

[ he starts poking her with his stupid walking stick . 💀🙏 ]

you seem fine to me . 👹

elysia 🩷

i scroll through the tmnt sub on reddit every once in a while for giggles and i found this under a post the other day HELP ME 💀

ah . chores .

...

perhaps we can incorporate the chores INTO your training ── i am quite the creative mind, after all . 👹

[ 💀🙏 ]

why do you look at me in such a way .ᐣ 👺

and why is that .ᐣ 👹

hello . 👹

that is what i thought . 👹

come, i shall put you through the same training i put my own son's through ── 👺👺

elysia 🩷

the way that once i drop casey and bishop accs, i'll be writing the entire 2003 ( season 1 through 5 ) main cast 😭

... a couch potato .ᐣ

[ his eyes WIDENED at that . 💀🙏 ]

are you certain this man is supposed to be me in your universe .ᐣ

[ 😭 . ]

you have not .ᐣ hm ── he sounds quite ... fascinating, indeed .

[ 💀 . ]

🐀

well, i suppose we may relate in being comedic .

laid back, however ... ask my sons about their training and you shall have your answer . 👹

[ 💀 .ᐣ ]

lazy, hm .ᐣ i may not be YOUR splinter, but i shall change that .... 👹

[ MENACINGLY SMACKING HIS CANE AGAINST HIS PALM .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]

to that, i say ── fuck you, shredder . 👹

[ 💀 .ᐣ.ᐟ.ᐣ ]

what is he like .ᐣ

L ── i see . a very simple name, but simple is often good . it is nice to meet you .

it is a pleasure to meet you ── as you know, i am splinter .

might i ask what your name is .ᐣ

that is correct ── hello, there .

elysia 🩷

" 😼👹 SUCKEEERRRRSS 👹😼 "