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@eastcoastknits.bsky.social HAP BIRF! ❤️🎁🎉

I had no idea about substack. Thank you

Something comforting

When I get full of nervous energy, my body doesn't just start doing Nazi salutes, and if it did, I would be MORTIFIED.
Also, ppl would know things about me that negate the possibility of the gesture being fascist, bc they'd never have seen me hanging out with Nazis or embracing far right parties.

The NYT headline for Trump's pardon of the Jan6ers. It reads, "Trump pardons nearly all of the 1,600 Jan 6 defendants."

Imagine if the headline was, "Trump puts hundreds of violent criminals back on the streets"?

🖕

Ok yes the world is a monster, bad to swallow me whole so if anyone can get me in touch with Lawyer Jeff because Google Maps is absolutely no help

Please, I'm needing inspiration.

#rem #aaaaaaaaaah

"my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government" with a white cat that looks like it's frowning

I'm being so brave today

Good day to people who press the lock button on their car keys an extra few times to achieve maximum lockiness

That was actually an episode of Forensic Files, though

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. There might not be much I can really do to lower the cost of Taspar eggs after all. #StarTrek

And just like that, Donald Trump gets away with his insurrection. Something that would have never happened in any other democratic country on earth. Astonishing.

Proud to announce that I will nominate Kai Winn as Secretary of Education where she will oversee the Federation Department of Education which guides the direction of schools and education across the United Federation of Planets member worlds. CONGRATULATIONS KAI WINN! #StarTrek

[3:12 am]

(my cat): oh sorry about stepping on your face i was just headed to the nightstand to knock over that water glass

Okey everboddy, are yu reddy fore it? I am abarrassed to persent tha veddio of that time whin i waz a dumb babby whomst waz afrade of nachocheezdoriddos

Here's a photo of a cat in a sweater holding another cat because we're on Bluesky now and we all deserve a palate cleanser after what we've been through in the other place

Pure uncut heron

mental health break? you bet it did

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