Retirement, hell! Americans are getting more worried about starving to death.

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Share a GIF from a WESTERN you love!

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My heart:

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I’d take the Fifth if I were them...

Michael Douglas as Jack Coulton in the movie 'Romancing the Stone'

“Yeahhhh, that’s what I call a campfire!” 😊

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

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“It was a really good paper...”

TIL there's a Twin Cities suburb that's "booming."

Trump didn't challenge the results in any state he won. What does that tell you?

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makerworld.com/en/models/24...

This just in: Formula-1 racer runs half marathon in 4 minutes.

That is an ATTACK on a foreign vessel. Simple, clear, direct word.

As George Carlin said, we invent soft, euphemistic language to conceal our sins.

It’s too bad the mission got pushed back a year. Jim Lovell should have lived to see this.

Fight Club: if you suffer from mental illness, don’t beat yourself up over it.

“Has anyone ever told you that the configuration and juxtaposition of your features is extraordinarily apposite?”

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Runner-up: Minnesota Spankological Protocol

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“You’re way off! Think smaller and more legs.”

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STOP LOOKING AT ME!

Three trophies for the Chort! 🏆🏆🏆

It’s been a steady decline, but for me the closures of The Ediner and Annie’s Parlour were pivotal.

More recently the Davanni’s, one of my first haunts when I first moved to Minneapolis. Lots of fond memories!

This is America. You have the right to go by any name you choose, and you don’t lose your right to vote when you change your name!

Everyone’s a critic... 😼