My dog just barked at the sound my stomach made. 🫣

Also I asked her if she wanted to help me so she could make these decisions and she said no, so… 🤷‍♀️

This is a great rule!

I have a new rule when trying to clean/organize my 9 year olds room and closet: if I have no idea what a little object is, it’s going in the trash. Normally that stuff paralyzes me and I spend all day trying to identify it and figure out where to put it.

Living a life with someone and allowing them to be themselves, while you are also allowed to be yourself, is so freeing. This is the opposite of control and manipulation, and I would never settle for less ever again.

My pets don’t seem to be scared during storms, but they do act *weird*, and I just realized that probably means they actually are, in fact, scared. I’m smart.

Illustration of a woman drawing line after endless line with a giant pencil that is even bigger than herself. She has to hold the pencil with both hands, walking backwards to drag the pencil and form the lines. She looks stressed. This illustration is meant to convey the amount of effort required for a person with ADHD to fill out lengthy forms.

Reworked an old illustration of mine for a blog post and sharing because I like how it turned out! Illustrates the amount of effort involved for someone with ADHD in filling out lengthy forms. Actual blog post here if you are into that sort of thing: www.atypicalassistant.com/blog/design-...

One thing I have finally learned at age 46 is that I just don't care about the mob. I feel free. Never watching another mob documentary again.

I grew up Catholic, and we were kinda "fake" Catholics honestly, but whatever. I haven't felt any kind of affiliation with the Church in decades, but I can't lie, New Pope got me feelin' things.

Sorry for touching you. Here’s a worse kind of touch!

This is unrelated but yesterday was my youngest's birthday (she turned 9!), and I kind of like that your half birthday is on her birthday for some reason. 😂

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

I’m a volunteer judge for a high school forensics competition today and I can’t quite get over the absurdity of this. Also I’m scared of the teens judging ME. 😭

This is actually the PREFERRED, sponsored by Jungle Law, trademarked frame of mind to watch Royals baseball.

He lives in California and used to treat me like his assistant he stashes in KC to do things for him remotely out here.

Ex and I have transitioned into not doing kids birthdays or holidays together, which is sad in a way, but also I think made everyone’s lives better? He’s not trying to control everything I do anymore. We’re cordial but keep things separate unless it’s a vital kids issue (like the autism shiz).

Feels like I am either desperately anticipating a big storm that never ends up materializing...or suddenly in the middle of one I wasn't expecting.

I always feel weirdly betrayed when there are big, crazy storms that I didn't know were coming until they are already happening. I'm not sure who betrayed me, but it was definitely somebody.

I only have two modes when it comes to cleaning:
1) No cleaning. This is the default mode.

2) Cleaning absolutely everything I can find AND organizing it AND color coordinating it. Super ADHD style. Bonus points if I’m supposed to be doing something else (always).

Wacha me Amadeus!!!!! #heyheyheyhey

(Sorry. Trying to delete.)

#HEYHEHEYHEY

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Michael Wacha

men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

a criminal conviction isn’t required to say someone does not have the moral character to run for office and i don’t understand why this needs to be said over and over and over again.

Finding out how many people protected the predator is always a seemingly constant and sickening part of these stories. “Believe women” is a good start, but how about we start protecting them, too? Fighting for them?

Just now reading about Swalwell. I’m surprised that I’m surprised, but man, how disappointing. Really sick of every other white man being…*this*.

You have a beautiful mind.

#HEYHEYHEYHEY winning and looking cool doin' it. Love to see it.

Royyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssssssss 💙💪

America got 99 problems but pregnant kids ain't one