Having your own private office is great even if the room is small. Pretty sure what I just let loose on this chair is illegal in 15 states.

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Vaiken is the type of celebrity who'll fart in your car and tell you that he just increased the re-sale value. Then he'll fart in your face and say the same thing.

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Was too busy fanboying yesterday to post but that zipper placement is bold smh

I would have mercy on my fellow canine! And definitely not leave you plastered and steaming under this:

NO! Think about what you're doing! 😨

As it turns out, when your hippo bro wants to sit on a specific side of the couch, he's gonna do it even if you're already there. It's pretty hard to post from under a hippo butt, and I just heard a very suspicious gurgling sound, please send help...

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So apparently the feline mechanic and I have a very different opinion on what an "emissions test" is, and he did not appreciate me filling the car with 'emissions' right before he went in. In my defense, the rules were pretty unclear...

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Don't worry, be probably deserved it 😆

As if that wasn't humiliating enough, Taye decides to share what the protein shake in his stomach's been up to. Nothing good, that's for sure. Hopefully Timber gets used to kissing ass, that's all the action his lips will get once this video goes around.

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As if getting sat on by his roomie wasn't bad enough, now EVERYONE is gonna see the vid of Timber's face in Taye's butt. The zebra seems to really enjoy it though. I guess coyote faces are comfortable.

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🎨 by @jbtskunkwolf.bsky.social

Magic cat familiar be like: "Listen man, elemental magic isn't my specialty, but if you give me some ice cream, I can give you a wind spell or two 😈."

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The set is now complete 🐺🦝🦓🦬

Introducing Meibu! He's the huge yak roomie for my other characters! If there's something missing from the fridge, it was probably him. And that bovine butt isn't just for show. If you stick around long enough, he's bound to fumigate the room with that thing!

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The bear and shark arguing about whether it's better to have a furry or smooth butt. The only way to settle the matter is for them to take turns sitting on you all day and record your reactions. For science.

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must...resist...urge...to lick...asscrack...

I hear if you scratch a wolf's butt you gain good luck. You should do that rn.

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When the horse bro hits you with this look you know his ass is about to go nuclear on your face... 🤢

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Farting right after the lights go off is peak romance 😍🥰

Lion guy gets dragged on a camping trip with a bunch of wolves. Everything goes fine until they settle into the tent for the night. One wolf farts, which the others interpret as a challenge. The lion is unable to escape as the tent balloons with the pack's... aroma...

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The wolf butt grants no mercy...

Art by sugar_sock on FA

Make sure to do this with your underwear to all your canine friends they'll enjoy it I promise.

Protogen buddy enters sleep mode a little too early, so all his "friends" modify him into their toilet. Don't worry, they'll change him back... In a couple weeks.

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Sure, I'll stay at work a little later tonight. But that means everyone's getting cropdusted. Customers, co-workers, manager, everyone. Maybe they'll think twice next time...

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Everyone always laughs when someone 'blames it on the wolf' but when the wolf gives you something to blame on him it's all: "Oh that's nasty!", "Please open a window!" or "My nose is melting!".

A bunch of whiners, huh...

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Bad news, the bulldog who cropdusts you every morning when he walks into class now goes to the gym at the same time as you. And he's taken a real interest in farting into the fans to blow the stink right at you.

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His refined wolf nose has never been more of a detriment than right now... 🤢

AND WHY'D HE HAVE TO DOWN THAT PROTEIN SHAKE?! This wolf's mouth couldn't BE in a worse position... The taste... the smell... How long do I need to be a living skunk wedgie?! 🦨💨💨💨💨💨🐺🩲🤢

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You'd think losing *one* wrestling match couldn't end too badly. Turns out it can. Roche has been turned into a pair of undies for that massive TANK of a skunk Red. Why'd he have to make him two sizes too small...? And go to the gym...? 🥵😭

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🎨 by @redzepskunk.bsky.social

🦓: Calm down. All I had was 6 hard boiled eggs, the fully loaded nachos, the spicy chili dip, and an extra large milkshake. You can eat my ass no problem.

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This new lynx guy is really giving "trying to be super intimidating but actually if you just go to sit on his face he won't stop you". He'll grumble about it until you fart and put him in his place.

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