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Posts by Robin Gadling (parody)

I’ll choose the wine and you can open the bottle.

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“Death is a mug’s game!”
In the fourteenth century Hob Gadling boasted he had too much to live for and wasn’t going to die.

It’s the twenty-first century and even though there have been some changes, she still has too much to live for.

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Yes, yes I do.

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Belle, you now have an open invitation to visit my wine cellar…

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You look like trouble. *Winks*

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You are too kind Ruby, thank you.

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Let’s see what kind of trouble I can get into today.

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Oh man, do I have spinach in my teeth again?

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Now the pressure is on. It’s times like this that I’m glad I own a tavern. I do my best thinking in the wine cellar. Now where did I leave that corkscrew?

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When you’ve seen almost everything, take a second look. You might be surprised.

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Hmmm… This will take some careful consideration

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Is this a pass or a fail?

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I wouldn’t call myself an asset. But I certainly know who you are.

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Thank you Ruby! You would think that after several hundred years I would learn how to spell my own damn name!

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Happy New Year! There is so much to look forward too!

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Back at her apartment Robin took her time getting ready for dinner, after texting Kate the name of a small restaurant on the far side of the park where they met.

Not being one for grand entrances she arrived a little early. She admitted to herself that she was eager to see Kate again.

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“Perfect, how does 7:30 sound?” Robin threw Kate a little wink and leaned close to say quietly. “If you hadn’t already guessed, I’d rather not wait either.”

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Robin laughed and rolled her eyes. “I must be out of practice. I was going for alluring and mysterious.” Accepting her phone back from Kate, she asked, “Tonight or tomorrow, for dinner?”

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“I like that idea. Who knows perhaps I could be convinced to share a few secrets of my own.” Robin’s smile was warm and inviting.

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“It’s a pleasure to meet you as well Kate.” Robin’s smile became a little smirk. “What do you do with those lovely muscles of yours, besides captivating all the girls here in the park.”

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Robin laughed aloud. “Sharing my name is a small price to pay then. I’m Robin Galding.” She offered the redhead her hand.

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// I just discovered that DMs have a character limit. I guess that’s one way to keep my overly long replies under control. 😂

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“Hmmm,” Robin tapped her chin while giving Kate’s arms the consideration they were due. Stroking the redhead’s bicep with a fingertip she said, “It would appear to be a complete success.”

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“Partially?” Robin grinned and raised an eyebrow. Her tone was playful as she continued, “Is there more or are you satisfied with a partial success?”

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“Show off,” Robin says jokingly as she watches.

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Robin accepts the hug, squeezing Ruby tight and lifting her feet off the floor. “Extra nice eh? I’ll have to work on that.”

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“You are very sweet Ruby. You always have been. I’ll have to be extra nice to make it up to you.” She grinned.

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“If the old friends are still willing to talk to me, yes.” Robin flashes an embarrassed grin.

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Hello!

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So much time has passed and everyday there are new things to see, new adventures to experience and new people to meet. God it’s great to be alive.

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