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Posts by Jordan Schmidt

you figure around the time that song came out he was 40 years old and trying to get out of shea stadium without giving up too many walks, so i can buy his attention being elsewhere during Lou Bega's surge.

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If in 2019, you told me that in seven years there’d be a trailer for a Noah Centineo-starring IP adaptation with a colorful, campy, kinda batshit trailer set to 4 Non Blondes’ What’s Up, I’d go ‘alright, so the He-Man movie turns out okay after all?’

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Ask Yourself YouTube video by Foster the People - Topic

been thinking about this song lately for some reason
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still one of my favorite movies though. my god the tension going on in that. even if i was admittedly a bit young, it still shaped what i look for in a great suspense thriller.

hastily added ending 'we blame the queers for this' tag notwithstanding

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Psycho probably. I think I was like 10. Idk, I think I turned out great..

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if this were a movie, this would be the point where the character would see the moral they're supposed to learn from. unfortunately this is a coen brothers movie apparently, so dave's gonna keep refusing to learn anything.

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George of the Jungle (1997)

A colleague had me on their podcast. They let me choose the subject so long as it was formative for me. So I picked George of the Jungle. Miraculously this all didn’t go awry.

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Phils.

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Fun fact, the first structural twist in Survivor history, a tribe swap in Survivor Africa in 2001, was in an episode knowingly sponsored by Pepsi Twist

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Fully cooked dish of lasagna, homemade, with fresh mozz adorning the top layer.

Fully cooked dish of lasagna, homemade, with fresh mozz adorning the top layer.

One of those days where I found myself bogged down by stuff I should’ve accomplished by now, unfairly.

Yet I did make this today, which is definitely something.

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i dunno, man. i promised myself to not get as mad about not being where i thought i'd be at 30. but seeing all my peers get married or have kids or become successful when I'm still on a lower rung is really fckn discouraging.

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scrolling social media now for me is just 'hey! someone who you went to high school with and at one point thought you were really funny is on the same comedy bill as someone who you had a billion writing classes with in college in the city you wanted to make it work in', and feeling your heart sink.

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that's a nice picture of tim salmon

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beach boys' heroes and villains at the beginning of fantastic mr. fox.

also very much considered '2000 man' in bottle rocket and 'a quick one' in rushmore.

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The Powerpuff Girls cast (Tara Strong, Cathy Cavadini, and E. G. Daily) reunited with Tom Kane, the voice of Professor Utonium.

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add in marlboros for the full effect

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this is genuinely how i look next to most of my family

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went to a pirates game 15 years ago and passed by his caribbean bbq place 'round center field. there he was, sitting there, looking really happy to be there. so i said hello. how can you not??

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Storyboards to the model train chase in The Wrong Trousers

Storyboards to the model train chase in The Wrong Trousers

This is still the greatest action setpiece in cinema history. Sorry Fury Road.

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heaven 17 must have been taken aback by that

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No laughing matter! This neurotypical woman would like you to be sadder about your autism please A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”. Karen Hoyland, 52, who overheard you making a crass,…

A neurotypical woman furious that you just joked about your own disability has issued a statement demanding an apology for “making fun of autism”.

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right now class solidarity and mobilizing contacts are very important. every other animated film seems to have the message of 'it's okay to drop your friends of several years for the promise of more money'. we can't fall for it.

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there is still way too much media out there about how it's important to cut off your friends for more lucrative opportunities and i've become convinced it's isolationist propaganda from the top.

looks gorgeous though, as one would expect from this team

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kinda insane how good the UK SNL is on their first go. almost as if not having a lorne dictating who the show needs to pander to helps the show be funnier or something

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He’s 6’2 on a championship LA team but 5’11 in Tampa. Those extra three inches in LA must have been a stack or so of money they had lying around. That or the clubhouse in Tampa has a 6 foot ceiling and they didn’t want to pay to raise it.

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wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

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“EVERYBODY! put da boooone iiiiinnnn…”

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The Yearlies Film is back, tackling the best movies of 2011. A lot of these movies made us cry, and that's not even counting the number of times i wept into my imaginary diary during this recording.

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always gonna be texarkana i think.

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i mean, i call 'weight of love' the centerpiece of 'the black keys turn blue', and that comes right at the top. it isn't impractical if it works, i guess.

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