Battleship going apeshit and Leo wearing a Tides cap

Willy Vasquez dinger 2-1 good guys

Chilly!

City FUBAR’d parking here last season and liked how much it fucked everything up (positioning vehicles in rectangular areas) that they’ve decided to stick with it. Cool

Bucolic Harbor Park home of the Norfolk Baseball Tides would gladly watch a few innings from crane

Anyways
Good evening from Harbor Park where the wind is coming in (😐) from the Elizabeth and I seent a worker climbing down from one them cranes and it is a good evening at Harbor Park 🌊⚾️

These fucking guys My God

Willard?

The Up Is Down Down Is Up School of Design LOL

Voted Yes! of course in case the sarcasm before wasn’t clear LOL

IVOTED City of Norfolk sticker on a lovely blouse

look i had to get it on man

Wore the shirt LOL

is the level playing field in the room with us right now

Did the ‘delete the question mark and everything after it in URL before sharing’ thing for this, worked just fine, need to build that into a habit

The price keeps going up, too!

Virginia Beach police charge Facebook blogger with violating Oceanfront curfew, highlighting First Amendment concerns Mickey Barker, a 41-year-old Hampton man, was arrested Saturday night for violating the city’s all-age curfew at the Oceanfront.

Only one way to find out if it works LOL 'His 6-year-old son, he said, would be designing his new media credential — with the word “Press” on a piece of cardboard from a pizza box.

“My 6-year-old has lots of arts and crafts skills, so I’m sure it will be bright and colorful.”'

Only ~17,204 mailers (similar amount of robocalls and robotexts) must be why I was caught by surprise — not enough! LOL

Parts of the neighborhood also got really high curbs to act as barriers, as part of the project, so if you ever roll thru there and wonder (it looks odd), dats it

If you're a kid in a game of monopoly and another kid is cheating, you can quit.

As an adult in an inescapable game of monopoly, if a political party cheats, you beat the shit out of them until they aren't able to do it anymore so everyone else can keep playing by the rules like decent adults.

"If you give the bully your lunch money they'll eventually stop taking it"

This makes me wonder if there’s a set city maintenance schedule for the paver part of the flood prevention work done in Chesterfield Heights in ‘23

maintenance matters.

dyed water in this 2x2 frame gives our team an infiltration rate baseline *before* work. Once restorative maintenance is complete, they run the test again and compare.

before maintenance, it took MORE THAN 8 MINUTES for these 5 gallons to infiltrate completely.

and now—

It’s a referendum on whether or not we’re making Jerry Falwell Jr. the state insect.

That football-bodied mf can fly (inasmuch as doves can fly which is mostly stumbling thru air)

There’s an election today? For what?

Look, I don’t mess with swans or geese. That is above my pay grade.

Phones are almost useless

LOL my phone magically created a new category today

Big baby mourning dove, head and weird skinny neck tucked in, on some steps with red flowers in the background

Very aerodynamic looking big baby mourning dove

The big dumb mad baby returned to the front porch this afternoon and I have so many questions LOL

A record spinning on a turntable and the jacket for Willie Nelson’s Stardust propped up in the background

Sir William Nelson

Happy 4/20 to you and yours ✌️

Got that whole Manet/Monet vibe

"Just one more lane bro"

Navy tells sailors to 'beware' of dating apps, button-up social media amid Iran conflict The Navy issued warnings to sailors and their families to lock up their social media accounts amid online threats during the Iran war.

Navy tells sailors to ‘beware’ of dating apps, button-up social media amid Iran conflict trib.al/xvQNPXp

SO freaking funny LOLOL