David Cameron got that pig's head pregnant and thats where wes streeting came from

well I'm looking up info about this drug and it's apparently a commonly used pain medication for guinea pigs who just had surgery (this boy did the day before). but ive also found a lot of people who had the same thing happen :/ pigs are so fragile. rodents in general.

as an adult I've modified this to be 1.5 hours before domestic flights and 2 hours before international flights

i guess being early or late to the airport is the topic of the day? did nobody else like get it drilled into their heads that the absolute latest time to be at the airport is 2 hours before departure lol.

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

I'm so glad we have guinea pig specialists "only" 2 hours away. and I'm so upset for this person i follow on social media that her poor boy had to go like that. i can't imagine what she must be feeling

apparently it was something similar to what creamie had. but this is awful because it was PREVENTABLE. the vet students gave this pig medication that can CAUSE gut stasis.

a third internet "famous" pig we follow just passed away too young, this year sucks

Tomodachi life real

A brown-and-white tabby cat and a black-and-white cat sitting side by side

They are different sizes, but they’re best friends

wow my tomodachi life package finally moved

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goes to lie down for a nap for an hour
3.5 hours later

whyyyyyyyyyy

Classic

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

doing blueberry academy on Violet now, everyone does in fact speak mexican (or at least generalised latam) spanish. i have understood basically every word so far lol

whoopie just got his nails trimmed for the first time. he is a squiggle beast

A mixed-media piece of a closeup of a male lion's face, done in vibrant yellows/golds, pinks, purples, and blues

Giving my secondhand markers a spin. This photo does not do the piece justice--

"Sol Invictus" (Ink, Prismacolor marker, colored pencil, and acrylic paint on matboard scrap)

I would be willing to part with this one for $200 + shipping

#painting #wildlife #wildlifeart #magicalrealism #coyotedraws

absolutely splooted

#guineapigs

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

what the fuck i have this exact photo with a different rabbit

¡hooray for lesbians!

genuinely how did i not see any of the fucking emails they sent me about it.

didn't realise my payment for tomodachi life fucked up because i had since replaced the card :| deffo not getting it on day of release at this point

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a man in a tie looks miserable, head in hands, while sitting at a bus stop in the city. He’s thinking, “can’t believe I have work today…” Panel 2: he looks up at the city to find it ablaze, actively being destroyed by the Cloverfield monster/kaiju. Panel 3: the man looks off to the side and makes a mildly surprised expression with a cute subtle smile.

Animal crossing population growing box art but I have edited it so the logo now says "welcome to spheal crossing population: spheal" and all the characters in and around the house have been replaced with pokemon rumble spheal There is also a circle sticker on the right side that says "special present on card! Spheal included!" and there is another spheal in the sticker

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

i spent all monday thinking it was the 14th. NOW it's creamie's gotcha day

today is creamie's gotcha day