If you're batting!

That's on you.

About damned time.

Oh, aye. The botha yiz.

Fucking weirdo.

You gotta get your mojo recalibrated, it seems.

Hadn't been disinfected in five months.

So in addition to paying more for crappier health care, people aren't doing their damned jobs when you get that crappier health care.

USA! USA! USA!

Hell, I'm an allegedly grown ass man and I do it.

Hell, I'm an allegedly grown ass man and I do it.

Tim Cook donated $1M to Trump’s inauguration.

He fawned over Trump and gifted him a 24-karat gold plaque (as Apple lobbied for tariff exemptions).

Apple donated to Trump’s White House ballroom.

And it removed ICE tracking apps from its stores following a demand from the DOJ.

Remember this.

You're evil.

Don't ever change.

And that made me pretty happy.

Could be? Oh, my sweet summer children...they already have been.

Especially if their importance implicated anyone.

Nah...that sounds more like brain cancer.

Or Cinco de Mayo...

Golly! If only teachers, administrators and everyone with more than two synapses to rub together had warned them just a liiiiiittttttlllllllle bit more!

The Independence vote made me proud of that community.

Now I'm back to calling it Meth Central.

My pride is usually short lived.

Was it The Chats?

Does a tasteful tramp stamp exist?

Good for Gus.

The sliver moon to the northwest looks pretty amazing.

Boo! Hiss!

Where are you headed? Because you're catching the Southwest Chief.

Thank the fates that someone got it and didn't mansplain that the US does not equal America.

Thank the fates that someone got it and didn't mansplain that the US does not equal America.

Scientologist parents create ‘bonkers’ list of requirements for nanny getting paid $13/hr One word on the list of demands made the woman realise this job was not for her.

I'm late to the party, but this is incredible.

In the worst way possible.

"...ensure their basic body rudiments are kept in."

"If they hurt themselves, keep quiet, and apply Dianetics & assist tech always."

But it's the "steak with ketchup" that I feel is the worst part.

Oh, hell yes. Absolutely love chicken hearts.

So. Much. Winning.

Boys are stupid.

Men are evil.

The cops certainly do. The news org may. I imagine some of it may have to do with notifying family members so they don't find out via an article.