Sorry that typo in the first post is very "what happen when I gonna taking the PlayStation, disconnec' it and put the whole thing in your ass"

Mar is ceart!! And maith thú!!

Me in a podcast studio with a gun:
Tell me how many search results are coming up on youtube now that you've searched the person's name plus "interview" and WAS THAT SO HARD

Whatever this is I will be watching

Literally in the time it takes you to say "sorry if I'm not pronouncing that correctly" or worse "I probably butchered that" YOU COULD HAVE LOOK IT UP

Oh wait I've got it

Mmmm see still the menfolk would be interested to see what you do be bequeathed

Did you grow the cabbage? If yes it is genuinely a no-brainer

Also I'd go out on a limb and say nothing is supposed to hurtactually, things are supposed to not hurt

A real man would recognise this as the equivalent to their "holding a big fish" pics and be impressed

Only if they want to like

This would work on me tbh I say make this the lead photo even

Writing the prompts for this week's Sketchbook Club and for once it's looking like I can't shoehorn The Book of Kells into this theme

She must have because it's so straight at the top??

I hope they let the people on the street eat him like the end of the film Perfume

Omg they're so annoying with that.
"That shouldn't hurt" sorry should I just tell the tooth to knock it off so??? Should I put a note through its door?

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

An 21ú Aibreán an dáta a mbíodh mo Dhaid ag súil leis an gcuach a chloisteáil den chéad uair. An bhfuil sí cloiste ag duine ar bith go fóill agaibh in Éirinn?

I have decided dodgy gigs are the spice of life

Oh I'd well believe it I actually don't even know where I'd start if I was looking at home!

Just to go back to this, I'm looking at more venues for my sketchbook club workshops atm (basically demand is now outstripping the capacity of the current space) and my GOD this city has a huge amount of nice, well minded community centres that are putting on cheap gigs and weird little events

Not many people know this…but you can wipe the poop off your arse. It’s cleaner and more successful if you don’t have the poo on your bum. Follow for more tips

Obviously they evolved that way to reach the typewriter and phone.

Yeah I think a lot of them can only get on board with being a decent person if it is presented to them as ONE COOL TRICK or a lifehack that means they're outsmarting...something

"no one ever tells men how t-"

This information has been doing the rounds since electrification, you were just never arsed to listen until it affected you pal

Oh my god she never stops

And if I'm being really honest I'm a cheeseboard gal

Since I gave them my cheesecake recipe once, a couple I know have the impression that I'm a big dessert person, to the point where they now pick restaurants for us & tell me "you'll love the dessert menu" & tell me about cakes they've had recently.
How do I tell them I'm actually more a starter gal

Soz about the accidental French my phone is Belgian

Youse ever wonder if 200 years from now people will think about hardstyle or the chorégraphie that went with Jumping All Over the World by Scooter the same way we think of sean nós and old folk dances and all