Before I turned on the sound I thought that bald guy was George Costanza 🤣

I dig your music in the background

Get in losers, we're kidnapping Mr. Sandy Claws

I need this on my wall!

Damnit @theoatmeal.bsky.social ! You kill me sometimes!

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Best Father's Day present EVER 🤣

a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film. in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, “It’s a PNG, I swear!” in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered ‘transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, “You’re lying!”

actually unreal how funny this image is

real bummer finding out that literally everything was on the honor system this whole time

This is fantastic!!

Hot summer nights are knocking on the door. Not many where I'll be able to light a fire, crack open a @treehousebrewing.bsky.social , and watch my Reds struggle.

This is amazing

Hysterical!

I've been carrying my phone around for 2 whole days without the case and was a nervous wreck the whole time! It seems my plan to not care so much for material things isn't going so well.

In Dec I bought tix for Glengarry Glen Ross on Broadway.

Today was the day!

Drove to the city.

Met with the in-laws for some drinks before the show.

1 hr before the show babysitter called and said our son is throwing up.

Handed the tix to in-laws & drove home.

In-laws said it was great.

#fml

a man in a viking costume is standing next to a woman in a black and white photo . ALT: a man in a viking costume is standing next to a woman in a black and white photo .

Damn Wheezy Waiter, you a cold ass...dude

PLANT UPDATE: Some of these need to be potted up 👍🌱

Stomach bug tearing through our house this week. I don't recommend it.

Anyway, here's 4 random photos from my phone. Enjoy!

Few things are as exciting and relieving as seeing some of your seeds pop through! Kids are loving it too. #gardening #plantdad #wherewegrowonewegrowAHL #nosiftsgiven #growveggies

This illustration made my day!

I love this...so much!

Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.

My daughter & I went down this slide about 20 times together. Then as I was eyeballing where her brothers were, she climbed up and went down by herself! I attribute her fearlessness to her older brothers, zest for life to her mother & adorableness to me ❤️

Love your prose! I was born/raised by a single mom. Never met bio father who died an alcoholic when I was 20. Mom remarried when I was 5 to a guy who was ok, but was republican and hit her once. Now I live in NJ and have 3 amazing young kids & awesome wife. Oh, and I'm from FUCKING DAYTON OHIO!!

This will live in my head rent free for the rest of my life.

A square canvas. Only the top corner is filled with Harings distinctive figures, rendered in Lavender, the rest is blank.

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990.
One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS.
#LGBTplusHistoryMonth

‘Screamboat’, With ‘Terrifier’ Star David Howard Thornton As A Killer Steamboat Willie, Gets UK Deal A late-night boat ride in New York City becomes a struggle for survival when a seemingly harmless mouse transforms into a dangerous monster.

I LOOOOVE when something classic enters public domain and someone turns it into a slasher flick. I can't wait to see this!!

#steamboatwillie #screamboat #disney #slasher #publicdomain

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It's incredible the difference between good sleep & shitty sleep. Shitty sleep has held court the last few days and it sucks. I'm not one to pass blame on others...but...it's my sick daughter's fault.

Children's Tylenol & Motrin for the win!

Last SUPERBOWL post from me today & in fairness this one is KC related. This is the first drawing I did for Football Night In America, in 2018 and it's Travis Kelce as Zeus. FUN FACT: Travis liked this pic on Twitter

#superbowl #football #kc #philly #art #illustration #gobirds #chiefs #eagles

It's SUPERBOWL SUNDAY! In honor of today's festivities, here is an illustration I did for Football Night In America a few years back. It's the Eagles as different styles of Batman. My personal favorite is Kelce as DKR Batman

#superbowl #philly #kc #gobirds #flyeaglesfly #football #art #illustration