Made the Sound of Music fun

The US office is so much better than the original and fortunately lacks the odious Gervais

My wishes for the season are beat the sh1te, relegate spurs and re-sign Richie for 10 mill. Play the kids if we qualify for Europe,

It’s sh1te the new stadium is worth £800mill so the club is worth at least £805mill 😉

I woke up in Oz to see that score - unbelievable - when was the last time we had 40 points on March 1st? Change the name to Dull Sickinson

Ffs it’s only Gormskirk can’t be 2hrs away and you don’t need to be in every day.

Win Tuesday and we have 40 points—- in Feb!

Well she won’t get an appeal.

We couldn’t shift McNeal but Leeds manage to offload Brylcream

Presumably Palace couldn’t cope with the fact that we wanted to pay them to take him.

Duke will do nothing

Harvard sacked Franny G

No chance - not sacked for using fake data, so he won’t be sacked for a relationship with E

In January 2024, Ariely told The Chronicle of Higher Education that Duke had completed a confidential investigation concluding that the data had been falsified but that he did not knowingly fabricate them.

I know no living being under 60 who uses Facebook

We signed him when Gow was doing time in China,at least it seems it was that long ago

UTFAB let’s raise enough money and donate it to the Labour Party so Starmer has no excuse to stop him standing.

Tonight there is a clash: Leeds and Only Connect Final - and the latter has one team captained by a Toffee - one competition we might actually win UTF5ks

If the real reason is cost of mayoral election a Go Fund Me page would doubtless raise sufficient to make Starmer even more ridiculous

He was mediocre when he arrived let’s hope Barry improves similarly- he’ll be worth £100m

Shake n Vac because it is so memorable and so sh1t

Unlike Brian who is an expert in litted fights

She bought them on the slate

Not as big a lunatic as Jenrick, but far more dangerous

The financially sensible thing to do is take as large a loan as possible and emigrate as soon as you graduate having lined up a job overseas - return for holidays only. Or do a graduate apprenticeship.

It’s not about winning or losing it’s about staying sane. Supporting the Toffees is a big enough cross to bear.

UKunis are fooked get out while you can still have a life.

Cba to post pics but Phil Hall and David Bowie as mime artist

I’m just relieved I live too far away to attend these dismal events.

And it wasn’t a pen

Toffee James Haughton in final of Only Connect