Started and finished this Mark Hoppus biography today. Def a fun read.

So I’m not the best looking dude out there (though I am the most humble) but I’ve been on a crazy hot streak meeting (and matching) with smart, beautiful women. I am gonna be so mad if I’m not able to materialize at least one actual date from this.

I have condition where I just keep drinking beer

Étouffée by Vince Staples is a masterpiece. That whole album is so damn good.

Genuinely unbelievable how fast 2025 went by

@ityslmemes.com

My neighbors, the loudest I’ve ever heard them, are playing an irl version of the Dan Vega Money Quiz game from ITYSL and when someone flipped a chunky I heard a ton of glass break lmfaooooooo. Can’t believe they didn’t invite me.

Zootopia 2 and its dirty commie propaganda gets a 5/5 from me. Good flick.

*barenaked ladies voice*

I’m the kinda guy that raps at a funeral

Tonight feels like a great night for 10000000 beers

Can’t believe I’ve never come across Sail Away be Deep Purple before. Absolutely brickhouse of a bassline and 100% a sound I was trying to go for when I played funk

I want yall to forgive me for the 3 McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches I’m about to eat

Dipshit is such an underutilized insult

Come on, Jayhawks

My friends had a healthy baby and momma is doing well too. Happy vibes!

This is what I mean when I say the dating scene is rough

Last 3 months have been shitty. Can’t help but feel it’s not a coincidence that I haven’t listened to Throw It Up by Lil Jon and the Eastside Boyz in that time.

Can’t believe I got to see the northern lights

Greatest city in the world fr

Knob Creek forever underrated

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

Erection Night 2025

******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******

Whatcha gonna do
When Mamdani-mania
Runs Wild
On you, brother

Worked out for the first time in a minute and then hit the pentagon and now my munchies are going crazy

The DJ at this Dia de Los Muertos pop-up is spinning his shit at a reasonable volume and I actually could fucking cry lmao. You’re a hero Mr. DJ and I am fucking waaashed lol.

Happy Halloweener

Just met a dude named Pablo Bravo and that is 100000% my new rapper name

Watching The Mask for the first time in 20 years and forgot how much of a fuckin smokeshow Cameron Diaz was in this.

Took my sister and her friend to get ice cream. Had to swerve while turning onto the street because some dumbshit merged into my lane, which caused me to scrape the curb and fuck up my tire and alignment.

Topeka, why do you keep doing this shit to me?