Places that make me think of classic villains:

San Antonio - Sandman Tony O

Piedmont - Pie Demon T

Mandeville - The Original Man-Devil (first appearance Amazing Spider-Man #77)

If you haven’t read Fever House then please do, and I think you’ll find the same thing there. Maybe even more so.

My friends just call me Bobby.

sorry to say I don't follow

Just finished Coffin Moon by @keithrosson.bsky.social and it now sits in my top five favorite vampire books of all time, alongside 'Salem's Lot, Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist, The Lesser Dead by @buehlmeister.bsky.social, and The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @stephengrahamjones.com

I have a friend who lives on Demontluzin St - aka The Demon T'Luzin

Places that make me think of classic villains:

San Antonio - Sandman Tony O

Piedmont - Pie Demon T

Mandeville - The Original Man-Devil (first appearance Amazing Spider-Man #77)

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Okay first you post about a speakeasy at an address that doesn't exist and now you're telling us that you stopped by a business that has been closed for years? Is this account just an ongoing AI hallucination?

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

We gotta bring back rock band carnival mirrors.

I saw two ursus americanus in my driveway just last night.

Why can’t I stop listening to Angine de Poitrine? It’s fun to have fun. I love that feeling of “this is a totally new and unexpected thing that scratches an itch I didn’t know I had.” I’m happy you’re feeling that right now.

Excerpt from Colson Whitehead in NTY: “Everyone Is Using A.I. for Everything” nowadays, a.k.a. vibe-living, and if you don’t, you’re a misfit outsider who should be stoned to death in the town square to prevent contagion, and then A.I. should resurrect you virtually from your data so you can be stoned to death in the virtual town square, for infinity. Studies show that overreliance on these digital tools causes cognitive decline, but if current events are any indication, nobody’s making much of a contribution anyway. Go ahead and use A.I. however you like. Except art. If you use it for your art, you’re a freakin’ hack.

Colson Whitehead hilariously killing it in the NYT today. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

Again, if you have a Substack, the best time to switch away was months ago -- but today's the second best time.

I’ve scrolled past this twice and thought “Snape Wipes?!” both times.

Toxic [magic/mascu]linity

Thinking of writing a book about a group of tax-protesting conspiracy theorist furries called Sovereign Crittizen.

At our last horror book club we spent maybe 35 minutes talking about [book and author redacted because it wasn't good at all] and then for maybe 10 minutes another guy and I were all like "BUT KEITH ROSSON FULL SPEED PEDAL TO THE METAL PUNK ROCK HORROR YOU MUST DO GO NOW AND BUY" so that was fun

Oh that’s an absolute steal at R79. I usually never see them under R82.

A large brown and white striped feather lying in the grass.

As someone who's learned quite a lot about birds over the last few years, I can say with confidence that this is part of one of them.

Unfortunately it was pretty good.

copyright name infringement lawsuit still pending from my aunt Patty O'Drugs

Ask me what I just got home with.

damnit

I have avoided buying their sheet cakes for years - if I never try them then I’ll never know if they’re good. And if I don’t know they’re good then I won’t feel tempted to buy them.

But I look at them *every single week* so today I’m giving in and asking if the carrot cake is good.

This shit is so fucked that I actually got on the phone to call my representatives - all Republicans, maybe I’m wasting my breath, only left voicemails cause no one is answering. Doesn’t matter. They need to know. Use @5calls.org if you don’t know what to say.

I’ve still never eaten there. However, seeing Crystal hot sauce on the table has me moving it up on my list.

Shrinkflation sucks. Sure the run time is the same but when you look closely you see it’s only 8.25 Things I Hate About You.

Where was that first one taken?