Average Fox News watcher

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

The incredible machine série !

Illustration of some sharks featured are lemon, white tip, black tip, and tiger shark

sharks 🦈
#art #sharks

I don’t “network,” I make friends. Other artists are not my competition, they’re my beloved peers and sources of inspiration. We all have the same goal; to share our art. I’m not gonna corporatize my human relationships with them. I am in my sandbox playing and I hope they join me.

Project 2025 literally had the mechanisms for this in it.

1. Ban porn under guise of protecting children
2. Classify all LGBTQ content and people as porn
3. You have made being LGBTQ illegal.

being trans rules actually and the only downsides are deliberately manufactured by cis people

Picky Eater - Gator Days Characters Young August - Alligator - August when he was around Gustopher's age. Picky about food May - August's mother who just wants him to eat. August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad. Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable child who loves making friends. August's son. Transcript Panel 1 Narration: Long ago. A younger August is at the dinner table and hesitant to eat. His mother is fed up with his behavior. Young August: This looks gross. May: I hope someday you have a kid as picky as you. Panel 2 Narration: Present day An adult August is having dinner with his son. He has corn on his plate along with some round meat colored item that is possibly meat. We will probably never know for sure. Gustopher is holding a bottle of mayonnaise that has "Real Egg" written on it and a hot sauce bottle that appropriately says "HOT". Gustopher: I'm putting mayonnaise and hot sauce on my corn! August: Okay. This is not something August would do with his corn but he guesses it's a pretty normal. Panel 3 Gustopher now holds a can of sardines and a jam jar. Gustopher is partially covering the jar but "SPACE JA" can be seen on the label. Clearly, this must be "SPACEY JAN" brand jam and not a reference to movie where cartoon animals play basketball. Gustopher: And sardines! And jam! August: You have to eat that. Gustopher: I will! Panel 4 Gustopher holds out a spoon towards August. It has corn, mayo, hot sauce, sardine, and jam all in one spoonful. August's face is filled with concern. Gustopher: It tastes so weird! Try it! August thinks back to his mother having wished that he would have a child as picky as him. He wishes that were the case. August (thinking): This is worse.

Picky Eater - Gator Days

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I quit my corporate job two years ago to make games, and I’ve just released my first game! It's a Windows 95 themed automation game where you make PowerPoint factories.

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I DON'T CARE IF BLUESKY DIES I AM NOT GOING BACK TO TWITTER

Sometimes it's nice to take it easy all day. Lay down on some soft pillows with some good reading material and delicious self-made snacks.
Art by @raido.moe

Loona looked up from her phone and caught you staring, she didn’t react, but she didn’t look away either… so maybe, just maybe, you’ve got a chance.

republicans suddenly understanding voter disenfranchisement is the funniest thing they've done in a long time

Brie: I hope he doesn't realise I didn't get him anything for his birthday
Dust: Best day ever

A lovely birthday gift from Brie to me.
Probably the only day of the year she doesn't troll me

[louder, as if that'll improve reception] THE BLUESKY DEVS WOULD BE VERY UPSET BY YOUR JOKES ABOUT VIBE CODING IF THEY COULD LOAD YOUR POSTS

This is eugenics and genocide.

Mow <3

Looking damn good .

Happy lesbian visibility week 💗

#pixelart #ドット絵

Order up!!!🍦🍦

Comm for @kilinah.bsky.social of their Shortstack Gato: Amelie!

Of course you can get some ! Freshly made by pono <3

The slop picture kill alls credibility .

Also France looovveee store precious data to .... US data center ! Even if we got data center that work perfectly fine .

I got some disk .but find a working drive ...

Russian police raid book publisher accused of pushing ‘gay propaganda’ Raid is part of Moscow's hardline social conservatism and clampdown on political life.

En Russie, un raid policier vise la maison d'édition Eksmo car des personnages LGBT+ auraient été trouvés dans des romans. Le directeur a été arrêté, des milliers de livres ont été saisis.

#CM
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Ah yes . Third party are the real pro génocide one totaly not republican AND Democrat that wage for war since ... The 40s .