guys what's going on with the moon

oh my god i was like "hm it doesn't really look like her..." and then she spoke and i genuinely considered it

maybe we do need ethics in g

(7:00AM on urban construction site)

FOREMAN: ok everyone, light day today. get a cup of coffee and let's take it easy until about 9:30

GUY FIRING UP ANGLE GRINDER: no sir. i have a sacred duty to perform

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Lunch sandwich

mood

im so excited to log onto tumblr when it happens... if i am at work i will say im sick and leave idgaf national holiday for posting

I can't believe neither of you have watched the show Barry 😭 That mailing a bullet thing is literally a reoccurring joke in Barry. Maybe they based it on this real event lol

every seat in a movie theater should have an "I have to pee" button and if enough people press it they should be able to pause the movie

ohhh. took the post i just qrted to get what this meant

i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared

deeply human episode

bought illimat today and it's really fun everyone at pax go play illimat

I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵

i wish i could show this to people at work so bad but i would have to explain the whole meme and then in the end they wouldn't think it was funny because of the gender stuff

i just spent 43$ on shortbox comics fair and then remembered im going to a physical zine fest on saturday literally 9/11 for my bank account 😭 but what is life for if not enjoying stories and art

one!!!!!!!! day left!

i thought she just made up obviously ethnic names before i saw someone reference one of them being a real person in the replies 😭

YAYYYY OMG I JUST WAS REMINDED THE SBCF EXISTED TODAY I ALMOST MISSED IT AND I WAS WONDERING WHAT TO GET. THANK U!!

full house sequel show "fullest house" where the house is full of secret rooms and maze like passageways with a ton of heretofore unseen uncles and there are also "false uncles" and secret rare uncles only spoken of in whisper and a colony of golden labs and just loose beach boys roaming around

🍴THE DEVOURED YEAR 🍴 INTRODUCTION COMIC (1/3) #dimension20 #acrownofcandy

they were playin sufjan stevens at the aquarium. for when you're looking at sea lions and thinking of ending it all

NEVER KILL YOURSELF. 17776 NEWS

the way the early social web emphasized friending as many people as possible has lead to this weird state of zombie acquaintanceship where I still get a glimpse into the life of some guy who lived in my dorm freshman year purely through the notification I receive whenever he launches a game on steam

woahh i see, cool

WHAT. tell me more

i think the priest from the exorcist was gay

5 episodes into the afterparty realizing how shortsighted it was to believe i could take cohesive notes. not that this was ever going to be more than my trite observations and obvious thoughts and quips but it got so crazy so fast

it looks like they're little animals having a play date im in awe

yup