These eyebrows are aspirational for trendy young women. For several hundred dollars, you can get tattoos so yours look like this.

“. . . with no OTHER possible escape.”

Your followers would appreciate alt text. Thank you.

And *we’re* the ones who can’t read facial expressions? 🤔

It’s coming from China,* but they’re pretending it’s not, because they figure (or know) you won’t react well. When the shipment of goods arrives from China, they pop it in the local delivery, and then you can track it.

*Or other non-domestic location

Why not Kamala Harris? Because only men are allowed to be president?

Nancy French sounds like she might be a psychopathic narcissist. Why would anyone want to force a stranger to engage in conversation?

Let’s have more babies—“and then let them die from starvation, preventable accidents, environmental poisoning, and vaccine-preventable diseases”

They need to decide how they feel about infant and child mortality, because it sure looks like they’re all in favor of it

I don’t use straws 😝 and I’m all for getting rid of plastic. I don’t have sensory issues with the non-plastic cutlery.

Me either

Ruthless? No thank you. I’m too overwhelmed by the ruthlessness of the administration and half the population. How about a delightfully cooperative word game instead?

Done! Looking forward to it!

It looks like a normal subway map, now!

A lot of them are, and they’re working on more. The usual announcement as the train pulls into the station ends with “This is an accessible station. The elevator is located at the [front/center/rear] of the platform.”

Those same people were protesting Jim Crow, the Vietnam war, and misogyny before your parents were born.

But . . .
Hilary’s emails!

Put your empty nips in the barrel!

Lay = pLAce
Lie = recLIne

Please lay the books on the table.
The books are lying on the table.

John Fetterman: A little less horrible than Amos Oz

A blackberry pie with crust vents cut as the Greek letter pi. The rim of the pie plate is decorated with digits of the number pi.

Happy Pi(e) Day! We’re celebrating with blackberry

James Harrison National Airport (DCA)

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦

❤️ if you do, too.

“As a responsible person”?!?!?!

I think we’ve come up with the name…

Women have always known that men and conservatives are determined to deny us our rights

He’d get into good trouble

Everybody should cancel their contracts with Boeing.

Happy Black History Month!

(It’s still on, whether the fascists approve or not)