Happy egg day 🐇 but more importantly: Happy Charlotte Day! This is 35, and I'm so happy to be here 🥰

Thank you for the birthday treats so far, you're all too kind 🥰

If you want to give me a little treat ☺️
Beem: charlottelaneau
Throne: throne.com/charlottelan...

Just hanging out, waiting for this horrid weather to hit 🤦‍♀️

• F E A S T •

A once in a lifetime opportunity to experience elegant servitude. A high protocol dinner event where you are the servers, you are the entertainment, you are the dessert.

Email to apply, limited positions available. Event is July 10, 6pm.

Kittydujour@protonmail.com

It's my birthday soon! What do you think I should do for it? 🥰

Beem: @charlottelaneau
throne.com/charlottelan...

(pic of my Queen @kittydujour.bsky.social not exactly turning me into a birthday cake, but hey, it still works 😉)

Who will I be seeing tonight at Smut Club? I'll be rambling about being a data nerd and how it can contribute to being a better bottom/sub/maso/what-have-you 🥰 come say hi ❤️

😘😘

Nude person reclining on a smooth light surface in soft natural light, one arm raised behind their head, showing a sword tattoo on one leg and another tattoo on their arm, against a plain warm-toned background.

From my Article:
Curvy Bodies Belong in Luxury Spaces

"...There is a persistent belief that thicker providers can be desired, but not valued at the top of the market. Are expected to be grateful for attention, flexible with boundaries, and “realistic” about pricing..."

www.lexcilust.com/article8

Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ friendly reminder- if you’ve found yourself having salacious thoughts about me, you owe me a Valentine’s Day present 😘

Beem: charlottelaneau
Throne: throne.com/charlottelaneau

It’s been a while folx, how is everybody? 😘

Lol almost a year away from here and it's once again Christmas holidays pulling me back 😅 how have you all been?

I've started full time study again after a few years of taking time off for burnout etc, and boy, my brain is *tired*. I've been coming home and just sleeping. That said, I'm super excited to be working on things again 🥰

Happy New Year to all ❤️

What's your favourite holiday? Mine would be Halloween because candy corn and candy corn only. But Christmas is pretty good too 😝

I think I'm definitely gonna travel with fairy lights from now on 😌🧚

Am I personally keeping internal condoms in business in aus? 😂 I ain't mad about it though!

Back on my Voltron bullshit apparently 😅

What am I thinking about?? Wrongs answers only 🤣

It's been an amazing week and weekend catching up with some long-time lovers, trying out some new toys, and getting to reconnect 😍 my remaining availability for the year is minimal (just 10th, mayyyybe 14th, and mayyyyybeeeeee 17th) so be sure to plan ahead 😘

Oh hi there BlueSky 😏

For my vanilla fans, don't be scared! The vast majority of what I do is GFE, and I love that. I'm primarily a nerdy, dorky, playful gfe provider. I just want to ensure that those with more niche tastes know that we can also get up to some mischief together 😉

www.charlottelane.me/submissive-s...

I also loveeee needleplay but I only offer that to long-time play partners. I also won't pics because needles tend to freak people out. But let's just say I've done a few things in my time 🫢

I'm a great communicator (some might say I'm *too* great, because at least half the time I end up getting gagged for talking too much 😒) with a lot of self-awareness and mindfulness of my body and limits, and am a pro at working around those limitations without getting harmed in the process

Some of my favourite sessions have been with self-described awkward and anxious people because we both get super nerdy about kink and then have to test things for science! Eg. "how many times can I make you come before you cry?" (the limit does not exist, but I do get cramps after about 10 😔)

I am often called a "brat" but I'm actually very well-behaved and obedient--I'm just very cheeky and playful as I go about things! I also never ever brat to people I'm not playing with. I'm *still* mad I wasn't a prefect in high school because I'm a very very good girl. I'm also just a little shit 😋

There aren't many things in kink I don't love, but my deepest love lies in power exchange, masochism, and shibari.

I'm Charlotte, and I'm a professional submissive. I have 10+yrs experience as a kinkster, and used to be heavily involved in local scenes, including working at a local club, being a frequent crash test bottom for newbies, and assisted in teaching several workshops and skillshares ❤️

I'm updating my gift list today but a really fun holiday gift idea for those who have been wondering what they can get me this year: DnD dice! Bonus points if you tell me why that set reminded you of me 🥰 what vibes do I give off that made this set resonate with me? 🎲

😂😍😢😭😩

Tbh these are all really boring, I would have expected more fun emoji for myself 😒🙃

My availability for Perth for the rest of 2024:
2, 3, 4, 5, 8 (my class got cancelled and I'm devastated even if I have extra days now 😭)
9, 10, 12
16, 17
Holiday season tends to fill up quickly, so be sure to organise your Christmas present to yourself asap 😘
Text: 0431 902 499

My plans for this evening changed so... Who wants to play a game? 😂 1 like = 1 answer