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Posts by Andrew Helm

Redwood tree dwarfs puny human.

Redwood tree dwarfs puny human.

Flashback Thursday: Me and a big red tree!

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Yay! Glad to inspire! Always wishing you well.πŸ–€

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Hugs and love!πŸ’œπŸ§

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Watched it again recently and Ace is the only one who seems to get how cheesy everything is and is having fun with it anyway.

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Photo from The Birds, which is not a metaphor for ignoring obvious calamity, no sirree.

Photo from The Birds, which is not a metaphor for ignoring obvious calamity, no sirree.

Currently watching "The Birds" in Bodega Bay in the hotel where it was filmed. That's how you start Halloween season!πŸŽƒ

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Same! I fell into a burning ring of booster!

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And he was Frank on my favorite superhero show!

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Wow, dude! Cool as hell! And yeah, masks are pretty sacrosanct in Lucha Libre.

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An Ass Juice and a beer cures (or at least deadens) what ailes you.

An Ass Juice and a beer cures (or at least deadens) what ailes you.

Was in Las Vegas for the first time in almost a year. It's already changed so much and not necessarily for the better. But...the Double Down Saloon remains a dark, sticky shining star in a desert of overpriced pretension.

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Indeed! I believe it was Robert McKee who said write to character, conflict and consistency, but if that fails rip off Hanna-Barbera.

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Mayor Burglekutt of Nelwyn Village and possibly Burbank.

Mayor Burglekutt of Nelwyn Village and possibly Burbank.

Finally got my RealID and in the photo which will now represent me across the nation I look like the Mayor from Willow. Thanks DMV. I will not be taking further inquiries on the matter.

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a cartoon robot is saying `` that does not compute ! '' ALT: a cartoon robot is saying `` that does not compute ! ''

Perhaps George finally blew a Spacely Sprocket and is accused of stabbing Cosmo...but it was actually Rosey the Robot!

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two boxes of honey nut cheerios next to a bee ALT: two boxes of honey nut cheerios next to a bee

Looking!

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Hugs and loveπŸ–€

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Me (bathroom, 3am, naked, peeing): 😴
Cockroach: scurries next to me
Me: make freakout noise like overexcited Japanese schoolgirl, sidestep, make mess, bang into 1/2 open door frame
Cockroach: laugh, disappear behind cabinet...

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a cartoon drawing of a coyote with a star on his head ALT: a cartoon drawing of a coyote with a star on his head

What did the Coyote ever do to you?!

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Team crouton!

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Or worse at this point. What a hump.

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Ahh...the view out our back window. I love LA?

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Like Frankenstein, like Pygmalion, certain men want to create life by THEMSELVES, without women. They think: they can create physical form, and then they can create a consciousness to put in that form? This will UNLOCK THE POWER over - dare I say - life itself!
Even though it’s just a talking Roomba

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Agreed. It's more notable for its pedigree, which also includes co-writer/star Dan O'Bannon who would co-write Alien and write/direct Return of the Living Dead.

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When I had anxiety recently someone very nice offered me this which helped: *boop* It'll be great I'm sure.πŸ™‚

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"No need to be forsaken / me and the crew are Star Trekking."

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Only if there's two dudes holding a ladder nearby along with someone with a tray of cream pies.

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I don't leave the house without daubing a churro under each arm.

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