A Nintendo Switch with the Stardew Valley character creation screen

Oh shit, I'm starting another Stardew Valley run...

Two plush sharks on a daybed The foreground plush is from Ikea, the background plush is from Temu

China shark is holding up a bit better than Sweden shark

Performing minor surgery on a plush shark

Dragging my ass because I thought it was a good idea to have a weed gummy and smoke a joint last night

But I got my chores done so now I can relax all day!

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

Yo, that happened to me tonight too!

A trans woman bathed in red light

The night has fallen.
Red tail lights guide my way home

Lots of people asking about the lemon

Don't be fooled, it's just the rose again

Get a Womanizer instead

I can't get ahold of Starscream. He must be in airplane mode.

Happy Fri-yay!

🚨BREAKING🚨 Kier Starmer hospitalised after "embarrassing bathroom incident" sources say.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Stunning

wind waker ganondorf saying “so much for the tolerant left”

If you're reading this, there's a good chance you're already subscribed to this list.

You should probably share it anyway

Flairtending is just teppanyaki for booze

If you're friends with a trans woman long enough, you'll probably see her tits

Can't pretend this was the conscious reason I'm such a fervent supporter of Weird Art, but you can bet your ass I'm never shutting up about this added benefit of enjoying it ever again lol

Like in hindsight? I think you can actually feel this happening in your mind when you enjoy experimental stuff

Brunette trans woman wearing a black dress and black stockings

New dress, and I'm killing it tbqh

Mornin'!

I just got my prescription upped, so my glasses are in the shop

I'm stuck in 240p for the next week

Anyone who still thinks Ford is on the side of working people is either delusional or not paying attention

Doug Ford nixes idea of grocery surveillance pricing ban in Ontario | Globalnews.ca Ontario Premier Doug Ford is nixing the idea of banning so-called surveillance pricing on groceries, as Manitoba has proposed.

Every day, I wake up and have a new reason to despise Doug Ford

Doug Ford nixes idea of grocery surveillance pricing ban in Ontario globalnews.ca/news/1180426...

Sounds like it!

Happy Birthday!!

Any plans?

"thou shalt secure the savory root to thine sash, as is the custom"
-Abraham 5:25

Skys are not blue today

How it feels to use bluesky rn:

I think I need to retire my patch jacket

Last couple of times, I've been getting sir'd while wearing it

And just now, the lady at the Tim Horton's said "Oh, you're in costume today!"

If you see this quote with a pic of you in glasses

Not to be all narcissistic, but, right?