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Jon Dasilva | @posthuman.bsky.social

Not sure what it's going to take for Newcastle to get a single decision in their favour this season.

Unfortunately the referee wasn't.

No top striker.

You just *know* Rashford is gonna score late on and break our hearts again

Absolutely ridiculous

Two blatant yellows and two incorrect offsides already

I've never known a season like it, so many bad referee decisions, always against Newcastle. It's actually bizarre now

In terms of exposure, building intl fanbase, attracting sponsorship, and actual prize money - this is the biggest game.

Real fans obviously see it differently because the FA Cup is the one to win, but I can understand from the business perspective.

By my count this is the fifth time this season that Newcastle have had shockingly bad decisions go against them.

FIFA aren't fit for purpose

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Shame there's not a really tall striker on the team eh

Elange just seems surprised every time the ball comes near him.

I don't think he touched the ball, at all, after gordon moved back onto the wing.

And then a Pope howler...

Change in formation was needed. It wasn't working before.

Baffling setup.

Who is the left wing attack in this setup. Joelinton? Woltemade?

And with Elanga on the right contributing very little. I don't understand the formation at all.

ANYONE but city, please

It's ridiculous

I'd actually like to see Gordon play and get a chance at the golden boot chase on Mbappe. But it's likely Howe will rest most of the squad. Neave, Osula & Elanga up front?

I think winnkng the first silverware in 50 years & qualify for the champs league twice in 3 seasons gives him a bit of leeway.

Only the media & moron plastics on social media think he's in any trouble. Most Newcastle fans are 100% behind him.

He doesn't look like the same player that was at Forest, it's baffling.

Like right there, Silva should be off.

It's the officials

I don't understand why Newcastlein particular seem to be getting so many terrible decisions recently though. It's very noticeable

A smaller player than Burn could go down on a push off the ball like that and gets a pen

Burn will never get those decisions because he's too tall. See also: Woltermade

More interesting than the tedious Sports Bling worn by 99.9% of other football players.

called it

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Knowing Newcastle's luck, somehow it'll be away to Brazil 1970 international squad.

It gives me a chance to really take people on a journey through acid - from deep chuggy underground cuts through acid house, into techno, electro, and ending up at rave & breaks

I'm actually shiteing it a little bit that it is hubris doing it with no guests, and nobody will buy tickets 😅