Futonta Dentata

His approval has been hitting "a new low" of 39% *every fucking week* for the last 15 months.

I bet getting Fetterman on the MAGA side was as simple as sending him one of those emails threatening to release video of him (taken through his web camera) playing with his ding dong.

And because Trump gave it to her, it's "special" and she'll pass it down to her grandchildren, as opposed to using it on her husband's cancer treatments.

He would never stand for this.

Hasn't it been in the 30s for an entire year? Every new record-low poll number sounds the same or slightly higher than the last record-new poll number.

Call me when it gets to 29.

They nailed it with him tossing the flag the way he tossed the umbrella.

*the Fettermen

With a Photoshopped shirt.

Why is Biden in the audience at 1:01?

Here we go again

I just tune in to see if he's looking deader yet.

Very different types of bullets are being shot into there.

Worldwide spontaneous ejaculation?

EWWW!! I don't want to see his spit flying!

We are forgetting that things can, like, belong to other people.

Yeah, I'm not watching that.

It'll be Meal Team Seven before you know it.

Not to mention that conservative women abandon their maiden names more frequently.

Me too. I feel like every new low is the same (or higher) as the last number I saw.

If I don't use cruise, I find myself glancing at the speedometer and adjusting my foot every few seconds. I'd rather just forget about that aspect of driving altogether.

Plus, if someone behind me is using cruise, I don't want to frustrate them with my fluctuating speed.

Since I'm just checking the news for the first time this morning, I have no idea whether that quote is real or parody.

Even if it's parody, we *know* he has said this verbatim.

I have a joke about your television, but it's above you.

They show their loyalty to him by parroting his dementia and stupidity.

Oh? Did he have visitation this weekend?

Do they all need to parrot his dementia now? Weren't the clown shoes enough?

Yes. He spells it "Newscum" in all his social media posts. He's pretty famous for doing that.