Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.

It’s not even satire….👏👏👏

Easy ask, happy to support

The more you love ProPublica, the more reason to not visit their site today.

Macro photo in side view of an orange ant with absolutely enormous compound eyes, filling up most of its head, standing on a tropical leaf.

This ant species is Pseudomyrmex boopis, which should be pronounced "BOOOOOOOP-is!" while bopping someone's nose, but taxonomists tell me to sit down and stop giggling and say "boo-OH-piss" like a grownup. So pronounce it however you want, I guess.

Reminder: Tomorrow is Easter. If you have cats, do not bring any lilies into your house. At all. They are toxic and will kill your cats. Even just the pollen.

if you find yourself overwhelmed by constant terror at the state of the world, may I suggest becoming a bird person? it doesn't really fix anything, but it at least lets you go "oh hell yeah" whenever you see a raven flying past with sticks for a nest in its beak or whatever

a man is holding a magnifying glass and looking at his phone . Alt: A man is holding a magnifying glass and using it to look at his phone.

How dare you call me out like this!

🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action

look at this baby beaver and feel better briefly

(@ wildheartrescue on TT)

I spoke to my calculator, what it said will shock you.

BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some really good scritches.

It’s neurodiversity awareness week so I thought I would publish a confession.

Maybe it’s time we start retiring some of these?

#LanguageMatters #DisabilityRights #Ableism #InclusiveLanguage #Neurodiversity

Danny Boy YouTube video by Blakwulf

Ooh, time to drag this one out again :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCbu...

eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same

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This is an enormous step forward for women of people.

Oh god this made me laugh so hard. Watch til the end.

A bright red cardinal sits on top of the Sideview mirror of a car

The Cardinal jumps down to look at himself in the mirror

The cardinal begins furiously attacking his reflection in the mirror

“Look at that bird”

A Play In Three Acts

A black and white dog with black eyespots and a large boopable nose lies on the carpet and looks over at you with a calm expression.

Emergency dog photo

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

With New Momentum, Republican States Push Broader Limits for Trans Americans In states that once focused mainly on health care and sports for transgender minors, debates now revolve around the validity of transgender identity.

The subheadline on this NYT piece is going to turn me into the Joker.

Like... this... is exactly what trans people have been saying was going to happen for years.

The left is missing out on AI As a movement, it has largely refused to engage seriously with AI, ceding debate about a threat and opportunity to the right

I finally read this after seeing so many people discuss it and I disagree with the premise.

Believing that AI is harmful and overhyped, and AI companies should be held to unsafe product laws and laws preventing theft of intellectual property IS taking it seriously.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

me to my therapist:

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.