Posts by Martin Longman
A Pandemic History Lesson for Pete Hegseth open.substack.com/pub/martinlo... Guy went to Princeton, shaking me head.
I totally get that the dinner is an excellent event for networking and you don't care if others hate Nerd Prom.
What you don't get is that you are feting Trump.
Rather than ranking the worst presidents, why not rank worst terms?
1. Trump (2025-)
2. Trump (2017-2021)
3. James Buchanan (1857-1861)
4. W. Bush (2001-2005)
5. Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
6. Nixon (1973-1974)
7. W. Bush (2005-2009)
8. Harding (1921-1923)
9. Hoover (1929-1933)
10. Nixon (1969-1973)
Oh. 👀
What If Being Decent Online Was Profitable? open.substack.com/pub/martinlo... The wrong people are getting support.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Flee, rats
Plus bros discovering American women aren't that interested in guys who want both to sleep with them and control their reproductive freedom.
Simply filing this lawsuit is an impeachable offense.
Oh I know. I’m just saying most people I’ve talked don’t believe the official story.
The Fascists Of Europe Are Running Away from Trump open.substack.com/pub/martinlo... It's a cause for optimism.
I'd say that more than 50 percent of the people who've mentioned it to me have expressed doubt that it wasn't staged.
It's the superficiality of the wound that drives it. People saw what happened to Charlie Kirk.
BREAKING!!!
Queens Man unfamiliar with corner stores.
Working Families candidate shifts Passaic County 16 points further to the left than Sherrill.
Imagine the government being allowed to tell you where you HAVE to spend your advertising dollars. That choosing not to do business with a website that you think makes you look bad if you associate with it is now illegal.
Come on, midterms, hurry the fuck up.
The president literally sent his demolition crew to the East Wing with zero advance warning, like Zeroes paying a 1941 aerial visit to Pearl Harbor.
The plans hadn’t even been submitted to the National Capital Planning Commission at the time.
Guys, I’m curating Mike’s Blog Round-Up this week! Today’s issue is full of pepper!
H/T @karoli.bsky.social
Or if he started out on Heineken or burgundy
"My best friend, my drummer, won't even tell me what I dropped." - Phil Lesh, Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues, Hershey, PA, 1985 Summer Tour.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jByz...
I encourage the Republicans to continue to lecture the Pope about Just War Doctrine.