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Posts by Paleobold!
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A kobold at a park, greedily drinking from a water fountain sculpture, getting stuck drinking. Their belly grows massively sloshy with water as they turn into a gargoyle statue
A stone gargoyle statue! Covered in moss so it looks like it’s always been there at the park. The statue is built like it’s permanently drinking from a saucer. Its massive water filled belly is noisy
THORSTY
[gargoyle fountain statue wg tf!]
A kobold getting their mouth inspected!
Mouf!
A kobold after getting poof tfed into a FAT dragon! He’s waving his arms off balance and panicking while his tailmaw giggles Then he slips on one of his claws and lands butt n belly first on his tailmaw’s face
Instant karma scribble!
A doodle of a dragon and a kobold in a bubble bath together! The dragon is scrubbing the kobold’s hairfur
Kobold dragon baff ^^
I need to stop forgetting to repost on this alt aaaaaa!!!!
A kobold’s tail PWOOMPHing into a massive snake tail, easily 10 times their size!
Their fatass tail falling to the ground, the massive weight making a THUMP
Tail get REALLREALLY big and fat, thankyou,
A kobold holding a present, the top popped off to reveal their tailmaw inside!
MERRY CHRMAS, TY ALL!!!
A kobold (in a sweater and pants) drinking hot cocoa! Then poofing into a tall lanky deer in a Christmas tshirt and a jingle bell thong!
Twinkifies your shortstack kobold, festively🎄❄️!
[kobold to reindeer tf!] [the clothes change too,]
A chubby reindeer taur post tf! They’re surrounded by the sounds of elves making presents and the sounds of the reindeer stable they’re in (They were at home a reality warp ago) ((They still technically are “home”)) A jingle bell harness is barely holding their fat taur belly up Elf 1: “next batch of presents is ready!” Elf 2: “let’s see if Prance keeps their 5 year “most eaten presents” streak! <3 <3 <3” The elves are very excited to feed Prancer presents Prancer was not named Prancer a reality warp ago
Reindeer bellies more convenient than sacks for holding presents??
[reindeer taur tf wg reality warp! (and object vore?(?))
EXACTLYYYYY
Making him BIGGGG
[cat wg anim!]
Renns after getting approached by a pear shaped dragon (named Diamond!). The dragon has one paw on the kobold’s shoulder, and the other holding a wooden bird nicknack D) THERE you are! Geez, that koboldication curse did a number in you R) excuse me…? D) it’s a good thing I got this, *snrk*, this “anti curse totem” D) you’ll be back to your real gryphony self in no time! Diamond holds the totem up to Renns’s belly, then pulls it back, making Renns’s belly BWOOMPH out with fat! Then, the totem poof wings on Renns’s back! Finally, the totem makes Renns’s face more gryphony, with more avian ears and a beak! D) There! All back to normal! Renns’s expression gets more dazed, as the reality warp affects his mind… R) nor,,, mal,,,,
Renns the gryphon getting his fat belly groped and fondled by Diamond the dragon. R) hey! (OH WE’RE DOING GROPING OK HAHA!💦) D) there he is! Back to normal <3 R) phew, thank you so much! Not having a beak felt so weirddd haha! R (inside)) GBWAH-! that just tumbled out of my beak- my mouth! I didn’t mean to say that! I- D) MMPh, I can never get enough of this gut <3 D) are you bigger than before you got cursed? R) pbghlbglghehehe! ^////////^ R belly) LOUDLY GROWLS D) oooo someone’s hungry. Wanna go get a bite now that you’ve got your *appetite* back? R inside) oh gosh, hearing that shouldn’t feel so good?!?!?! D) maybe a buffet? R inside) HHHHHHHHHHH R) oh gosh, I dunno- *INTERRUPTED BY A LOUD STOMACH GROWL* R inside and outside, together and on instinct) GHYES PLEASE!! D) attaboy<3
Gaslighting and gryphon both start with g, thinbk about it,
[kobold to gryphon wg tf! (And speech/mind messery!)]
SCARY!!!!!!!
((The tail goads and teases him into being so “gluttonous” that he loses control of himself at the sight of a full bowl))
NOOOOO HE’S POLITE!!!
(The tail definitely sneaks a few when he’s not looking,,)
Tail voice: “,wwhat about just one more house, haha? wouldnt more candy be sotasty?” *said while rubbing their cheek against his belly and blushing really obviously*
A fat kobold dressed as a ghost! Text says “full of candy” The kobold’s tailmaw is flustered and happy. Text says “encourager”
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kobold who is their own candy bag!!* *tail who is a very good influence,*
Renns getting reality warped into a pear shaped plane dragon! His belly GROWLLSSS, and his throat involuntarily blurts out “requesting refuel” A hose gets shoved into his mouth, with his handler saying “here you go, bud! Your favorite!”. His eyes grow dazed as he starts lazily gulping down the fuel,,
An embarrassed plane dragon in flight, with a MASSIVE sloshy belly
Plane!!
[null plane dragon tf wg! (SLOSHY and w/ a food hose!)]
Fat lazy dragon (formerly a valiant hero) sleeping HARDDD
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
1: Kaybee flopping onto a bed, setting his sword aside K) Alright! Time for a quick nap! “You’ve been working a lot… don’t you think you should ACTUALLY rest.?” K) PFHAH! Good one! I’m not LAZY- REALITY POOF 2: a fat, sleepy looking dragon on a pile of pillows, next to their favorite sword plushie D) Gw-,, huh,,,? Where’d the bed go…? “You ARE the bed, silly!” D) wh,,,- ohyea,,! Hehe “My big, fat, lazy, beautiful bed <3 <3 <3” D) hehehehhehehe <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
The fat lazy dragon used as a bed that’s totally never been a hardworking cat adventurer!
[sleepy dragon reality warp wg tf!]
OHMYGOSH, THEVID, TYSM???????????????? DEVOURING THESE!!! YIP!!!!
(GUMMIES ARE SO TASTY YEAH!! CORRECT OPINION HAVER (YOU))
Our dragon gave us a bunch of jewels to nom on, yayy!!! They also muttered “get fatter…” under their breath,?
Agugbhguh- ,-, rright!! We’ve always been two hungry kobold snacking buddies! I must be scatterbrained cause of my empty stomach!, I havent eaten in a whole couple minutes! Heyheyhey, lets go bump our kobold bellies and get some more gems to munch on, yip!!
YOU GET IT
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
YEAH!!!!! Im a fruit snacks kinda bold over hard candies, so we’d DEVOURRR some chewy gemstones!
awa yip!!, there’s plenty to share! Don’t mind if you start yipping, it’s totally fine, dontworry
Renns’s tailmaw getting some snacks too!
NOMNOMNONMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMNONMFOMBFBONMFNMNOMF
(Theyre 1000% sharing those together!)