Who you are at a 4 way stop is the real you.

How dare you drive the speed limit when I'm late to something due to my own poor time management skills.

It wasn’t for everyone, but I loved the Nixon Falls story, Phyllis & Lenny, and the dynamic between Mo, Cynthia, Rif, and Joyce. May he rest in peace 💜

Ryan Reynolds still trying to manipulate the Public. Everyone who has read the details of the case knows what a loser you and Blake are. Going on interviews trying to spin things in the media won’t change that. I’m glad the comments on Today Show IG is cooking his ass 🤣🙄

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.

“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”

"sometimes life just isn't fair, kiddo"

it’s so bad. and the blending i saw a few weeks ago was horrible.

[youth pastor voice, bloodshot eyes]

you know who else blazed it up with his buddies?

The only USA thing that I still fully embrace is the portion sizes

a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone in front of an american flag ALT: a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone in front of an american flag

woke up with two bruises

Some great photos shared by Sheila on her IG.

#BeyondTheGates #BTG

National Library Week National Library Week is an annual celebration highlighting the valuable role libraries and library professionals play in transforming lives and strengthening our communities.

It's National Library Week. Find your joy in the library. Books are joy. #BookSky

My favorite part after sex is checking to make sure that they didn't steal anything from my house.

ZOHRAN MAMDANI: "It is sad that for too many Americans when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, they have to turn to a history book."

some apple exec: I spent twenty million on an ad campaign and he just tweeted it out

#GH

Don't fuck with me I'll use a slice of bread as a hotdog bun I am not to be played with.

I'm just saying, it should have been a huge red flag when he started autographing Bibles.

🥺😭🤧

remember when she tried to come for me on twt about “robin erasure” but her mentions ended up on fire? 😂

are you telling me this scallion can rap

#Euphoria
omg labrinth you are so missed

shit is HORRIBLE

- Maddy showing up to the pool dressed like -this- is so on-brand for her, LMAO.

#Euphoria

Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe in, Gentleman Prefer Blondes (1953).

I saw someone driving a 25 plate Tesla. I wanted to cut them up lol. I think any Tesla purchased post N*zi salute should have their own congestion charge, I really do