whos the REAL christopher nolan

[threateningly] it’s baseball season.

did you know you can buy a green screen for relatively cheap i love not having children

now thats interesting...

why is it called quicksand if it makes u slow tho

Sharpie, colored paper, and sandwich boards have become resistance art at the President’s House site.

“I hope people will think about what other information is under threat of being disappeared,” said one Philly-area resident.

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boo

damn! i’m ya know hangin’ in there

i hope our society repairs itself well enough for club penguin to bounce back; to do so, shooting the shit with strangers on the internet detached from your own ego would need to return to a wide swath of our culture. its tough work, but it starts with all of us! that being said, how r u

maybe grandparent coded of me and no shade to any of my homies who make them but i do earnestly believe endless streams of short form video like reels, shorts, and tiktoks erode your attention span and are a net negative for society

This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men

ours is a true big tent

hey as a former freakishly large asthmatic fourth grader, this roast is not going far enough

Oh you hate Americans? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Creedence Clearwater Revival?

“everyone hates you, you fuckin American” idk what you’re talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA

Canadians don’t get to brag about burning down the White House until they do it again to show it wasn’t a fluke. That was a Mickey Mouse arson until proven otherwise.

lifelong Jew here but watching the Bears do all this after the rise of the Chicago Pope, you have to at least consider the fact that Catholicism is the One True Faith

u come to me, on the day of the bills game,,,

its slap em up saturday, dont forget to slap em up

i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
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Spotify Hikes US Subscription Prices, Making It Most Expensive Major Music Streamer Spotify has raised prices across all US plans, including Individual, Family, and Student tiers, making it more expensive than Apple Music and TIDAL.

in case you needed YET ANOTHER reason to leave spotify: it's now the most expensive one of these things out there.

(plus all of the other reasons which never went away)

consequence.net/2026/01/spot...

this is the ecopoetry my beleaguered spirit needed today 🥲

happy to help!

rare good news, due to an abundance of berries the large flightless parrots native to new zealand called the kākāpo are fatter and hornier than ever and are primed to escape extinction by making sweet sweet chubby avian love

New: A respected UB researcher had been working at the university for years when he made a wrong turn onto Peace Bridge.

ICE is now seeking to deport him.

Such wrong turns are increasingly landing drivers in ICE detention, Investigative Post found.
www.investigativepost.org/2026/01/14/w...

what i respect about greenland is their flag has no green on it. wouldve been tacky 🇬🇱

i was waiting to be 100th

if you convince someone to like something then, i would say they like it 😛

buffalo is inevitable

3 panel comic. Panel 1: waitress watching TV at a diner, a news story that says “FOUR DEAD. DEVELOPING STORY” the news anchor says “please be advised, the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the anchor says “here’s their photo.” It shows a picture of a guinea pig in a propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Seated at the bar is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, their face obscured slightly by shadow. They have on their plate an entire head of lettuce