🎶
It's the same
Old song
With a different meaning since you been gone.

(Many such cases.)

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

I'm watching season 6 of JUST MARRY HER ALREADY, DAMMIT (All Creatures Great & Small reboot).

Earth is👏FLAT👏AND👏HOLLOW👏

Excited that InfoWars has switched sides in the infowars

It's called necroposting. No one else calls it that but I like it.

Interesting. I'll try to turn the mug sideways and see if it detects the side of the mug. It might have been intended as a hand soap dispenser instead of a dish soap dispenser. Let's go back to Lux flakes. Perfect for facials, makes dishes sparkle and makes your stockings last longer.

I figured this out eventually. Motion activated soap dispenser will dispense if you hold your hand under it, but not if you hold a mug or container under it. Does it detect organic tissue more easily? Did they want to avoid someone draining all the soap into their own container? Eternal mystery.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

That headline makes more sense if he's threatening to drink the ocean like he's Paul Bunyan.

Four likes? You lucky, lucky bastard.

On the one hand, it can be a long way in any direction if you want to escape TX. On the other, we're not ceding "red states" to fascists. Every state is a mix of voters with different ideologies. States that elect conservatives are doing it bc of voter suppression more than accurate representation.

The good news is that we don't need to consider their bad faith takes ever again because they have discredited themselves in the eyes of everyone paying attention. Will anyone pay attention?

I'm sorry, your honor. I got confused between the horizon displayed on my dashboard and the actual horizon shown through my windshield. I would also like to apologize to the family of those who died...

Sorry, I'm just quibbling with their choice of headline. It's okay to say it straight out.

Aren't we beyond "suspicions" at this point? The number of times there has been high trading just before news event which results in huge gains for those people can't be a coincidence.

Like yes, if you're 5 months out from Novemeber and your choice is Trump or an expired can of beans, you vote for the expired can of beans, but dont lecture me on how eating expired beans should be the norm.

Paperback cover of The Man From S.T.U.D. #10, "King on Queen" by F.W. Paul shows a man in white boxers, calf length black socks & Groucho glasses, partly entangled in a long strip of film, with his hand on the arm of as nude blond woman who is only covered, strategically, by loops of film.

Painted paperback cover shows a woman sitting on a footstool with her legs spread wide, both hands on the cushion between her legs, wearing a black negligee that barely covers her breasts, and a snub nosed pistol in a thigh garter. #1. THE LADY FROM L.U.S.T. by Rod Gray

Painted paperback cover shows a man in button up blue shirt & brown slacks, holding a woman almost in a hug with a pistol in one of his hands. She wears a short white dress, returning his embrace but plunging a hypodermic needle in his butt. "The new sizzling spy caper by Ted Mark. DR. NYET. The Man From O.R.G.Y. Again."

Sounds like after writing whole series of Man From U.N.C.L.E. sex parodies like "The Man From O.R.G.Y.", "The Man From S.T.U.D." & "The Lady From L.U.S.T.", somebody just put no effort into it & titled it "A Man Called Sex."

Everyone who could enact the 25th Amendment is gambling their personal benefit will be greater by pretending Trump is fine, than by removing him from office and embarrassing their party. Or they're less likely to go to jail if they support the guy who doles out pardons like Smarties on Halloween.

Title card showing "BUCKAROO BANZAI AGAINST THE WORLD CRIME LEAGUE" from the end of the film.

Was that font at the end popular for a minute?

Maybe triangulate from other trusted sources that link to the conference website?

Legit email addresses can be spoofed. Maybe a better method for verification would be to search for a legit website for the conference*, find contact info there, & contact them thru that method to confirm if the original contact was a scam or not.

*How to confirm the website is legit? I don't know.

You might hear a lot of winners say they only sleep 4 hrs per night, giving them more waking hours to grind. I've taken that to the next level by using the toilet only 2 minutes per week. In my grindmaxing seminar, "HOLD IT," I'll teach techniques so you too can

going to a rationalist and being like listen buddy i heard about this scary new idea. its called $70’s basilisk. what if there was an entity that, when it came into being, eternally tortured everyone who didn’t give me $70? it’s a simple exercise of pascals wager white boy

Ingalls Orthodox.

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Conservatives: Capitalists should be free to do what they want without govt interference! Free markets are best!
Capitalists: Right. Purely based on profit motive, we'e going to cater to groups that want specialized products, such as Halal meat.
Conservatives: Not like that! There oughta be a law!

However, Pa does some plowing on the Sabbath at least once, because what are you gonna do, let the farm fail?

In the Little House books, Pa Ingalls talks about how he & his brothers got in trouble for sledding on the Sabbath. His father waited until the Sabbath was over before he beat them, because you're not supposed to work on the Sabbath and beating kids counts as work.