it's only when im out of the country that i go on bluesky. so anyways i'm out of the country acquiring new hitherto unforeseen rashes and opinions on hinduism

people assume i 'know' im autistic these days as a starting point.. has anyone considered that i might be in DENIAL or just regular INSANE

guys i did a psych eval because of panic attacks and they hit me with the neuropsych referral for autism out of nowhere. when i was like ? ?? she said smthg like "some people like to get the dx bc it's validating but if you're already ok with it then the formal dx is of course optional" like ma'am

a photograph from the copilot's seat in a cessna. a screen shows a digital readout of bearing, elevation, and other numbers. above the screen a yellow sticker reads "Passengers Are NOT Allowed To Touch The Flight Controls

an aerial photograph of the canopy of a central american jungle, a river cutting through it. hazy sky in the distance

why would they seat me here and call me the copilot if im not supposed to touch the buttons. do i look like someone who has self restraint

no the fuck we are NOT making “LGBQ+” a thing and if I see any of you motherfuckers using that acronym it’s on sight

Marsha P. Johnson did not smash in the windshield of a police car for this

you know it would involve the CIA or The Communists in a sepia jungle

i'm being pretty careful as there's a lot of shit dentists and i already have fillings between every tooth and 6 crowns. i think one tooth might be pulled if i make decisions by cheapest price. but also i do not have the cash to pay cash upfront right now

i don't like the author of the original article but come on

i am unemployed and, by my own architecture, have access to a wide variety of treats. but i also am unsure how i will pay for the dentist since the exam alone is going to cost almost $500 with medicaid.

a special kind of superhuman, transdimensional stupidity. i suppose

my assumption was that if you truly felt threatened by a person with superhuman, transdimensional powers you wouldn't sit and pout at them online. because you believe you're in real danger. but i guess there's always the possibility that you're really just dumb as rocks and commenting in good faith

do you think youre battling with doctor manhattan or a manhattan equivalent. do you think there is a real threat of literal physical disintegration here

a snake interrupted a pool game at the palapa and everyone stopped to catch it and put it in a smirnoff bottle so they can fill it with rum and sell it to tourists. have you ever seen a bunch of guys herd a snake with a pool cue

flan achieved

the woman who owns a bar near here is going to make me a flan

a guy referred to politicians as "poli-trick-cians" but then a bit later pointed to circling buzzards and called them "flying politicians". this implies that the buzzards are overall more honest and should be in office.. if only they would come down from there

the PMs were great they would yell and get all red sometimes but then they'd show up with like jerky or whatever from hunting. my first cat was found under one of the site superintendent's chicken coop

(they were used to projects in other trades where you just have a bunch of insulation or whatever on hand and then charge it to the project as you go along)

less stressful than explaining to corporate accountants that materials shouldn't be forecasted on a % complete basis since we need the steel coils on site before the airplane hangar can be built

no i used to do project controls and WIP reporting for a construction company on their 1MM+ projects. no idea why they let me at it but i also ended up doing a lot of payables and receivables as well so i explained accounting to blue collar PMs a lot

Bippus Plumbing Co.
Bippus, IN

not a lot of people know about the pelvic girdle. but the time comes when you master your ass, or your ass masters you

the secret to avoiding back pain is strong ass muscles

just another cost of goods sold in the wheel

the friend im traveling with was like "don't leave any cash in the hotel room" brother i have exactly $4 USD

a selfie of myself on a plane, with neutral face, taken from a low angle

a sideways roadside photograph. the road is lined by a strip of grass, then a strip of water, then tropical trees in a mixed height canopy. the sun is setting, halo-ing a few clouds

i have landed in a different america. not the north one, not the south one.. a secret third one

also rob mcelhenney was in an indie film with so many shot to shot continuity errors but dream me gave him a pass since those scenes were on a bicycle and it gave the whole project a unique character. it was a dark comedy, after all

unsure of how to communicate the essence of a lesbian pipe fitter doing a (in-dream) 'classic' "Labor From The Labor Market" edit but the aspect ratio does seem to indicate it wasn't a shortform video trend

i dreamed a new meme format for memes about the labor theory of value in video content

i got compression tights and after wrestling my legs into them just kind of stood there realizing i don't really have a clear way to tell if they're helping then realizing that i don't know what legs are supposed to feel like. im the last person who should be assessing the efficacy of these tights