Yarne to Frederick: (712) Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.

Frederick to Yarne: (714) Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."

Asthma

Laurent to Owain: (480) I gave her my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out she's worth a shot.

Roman Numerals

Gerome to Severa: (845) Because ur a stupid bitch

Severa to Gerome: (1-845) Actually, I'm graduating from college so that makes me a well educated bitch.

Graduating

Tharja to F!Robin: (708) Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

Blur the Line

Owain to Gerome: (403) Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid

Friday Night

Owain to Gerome: (403) Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid

Friday Night

Morgan: (518) September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location

Captain's Log

Henry to Olivia: (904) Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.

Fuck him.

Lissa to Frederick: (416) He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.

Firefighter

Cordelia with Severa to Sumia with Cynthia: (248) Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace

Bring your kids

Owain to Yarne: (904) bring the vodka.

Yarne: (1-904) i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?

Owain to Yarne: (904) we are.

McDonald's

Inigo to Laurent: (209) what is college for if not random hookup sex?

Laurent to Inigo: (951) learning.

Inigo to Laurent: (209) i would literally fuck learning if i could.

College

Donnel: (347) I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

Train

Cynthia to Yarne: (661) Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC

Yarne to Cynthia: (831) Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.

Elizabethtown

Laurent: (813) y-o-u-r-e - you are

Laurent: (813) y-o-u-r = your

Laurent: (813) you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche

Laurent: (813) if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all

Douche

Inigo to Brady: (773) My landlord doesn't knock anymore... So i just had sex in front of a family.

Brady to Inigo: (1-773) didn't stop?

Inigo to Brady: (773) naw, they were rude, not me.

Landlord

Gerome: (203) Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone

Bullshit

Noire: (706) I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feels soft and squishy on my face.

Motorboat

Anna to Owain: (816) Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fireball at my face"

Fireball

Gangrel to Frederick and Yarne: (218) Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.

Gluten

Cynthia to Laurent: (713) on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left

Exam

Inigo to Owain: (812) McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?

Owain to Inigo: (1-812) All of them

Hash Browns

Gerome to Donnel: (617) just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole

Boston

Henry to Sumia: (727) Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?

Good Morning

Nah to Inigo: (316) Consume your own penis you ugly freak.

Ugly Freak

Sully to Virion: (907) Tell me the dirtiest joke you know

Virion to Sully: (1-907) Sarah Palin

Sully to Virion: (907) god, I love you

Dirtiest Joke

Owain to Nah: (330) AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

Nah to Owain: (1-330) Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???

Hennessy

Noire to Cynthia: (314) I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...

Fake ID

Frederick to Henry: (419) Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for felonies.

Chemistry

Aversa to Gangrel: (617) shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick

Heels