LOVE this.

science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

There’s some discourse on Threads about some white folks being pink and some white folks got BIG MAD about it so I waded in & was like basically “y’all it’s true, I’m literally pink with brown polka dots” and the OP loved the description so I’m officially part of Threads lore now 😆🩷🤎

The fact that I know a lot about fashion actually helped me make a diagnosis & order the correct treatment on something tonight, and I just think that’s really cool.

It IS kinda metal!

A photo in a very dark room with the vague outline of a chair backlit with red lights, and a pair of glow-in-the-dark frames evidently floating in mid-air, though they are actually on my husband’s face which you can’t see in the darkness

Bryan got new glasses today that are a translucent glass looking frame during the day…but glow in the dark. So now I have what is possibly the most dramatic picture of my husband EVER.

Those MF’rs are mean

Kidney stones were successfully yeeted but thanks to anesthesia & stress our entire household sleep schedule is wrecked!

They’ve been ouch since 3/24; hopefully now they’ll vacuum them all out & we’ll be done with them!

Bryan’s going in to get all million little kidney stones out this morning!

I see you, and I raise you "medical advice" too. It is NOT READY for either one of these things, & getting bad advice in either field can potentially Fuck You Up™.

Please

I beg you

On my hands and knees, I beg you

STOP. USING. GENERATIVE. AI. TO. ANSWER. LEGAL. QUESTIONS. OR. GET. LEGAL. ADVICE.

Actually Gastrocnemius would be a really good one on its own!

He evidently overdosed while on a stream with someone named Androgenic so if we're just naming ourselves after organ systems or whatever, I call Splenic!

Today I learned there's a 20 year old boy on the internet who goes by the name "Clavicular" & is famous because he does drugs & wants to be pretty & somehow we call this "looksmaxxing" because of course we do. I'm still just hung up on why he wants to call himself "relating to the collarbone."

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

So this is a thing. I'm going to need all of my programming friends to get together, hack the fuck out of this site, and get to distributing IP addresses. Bring back public shaming for the right reasons. www.cnn.com/interactive/...

Awwwww thanks

Medical TMI warning:


I threw up so hard yesterday there are hemorrhages on my tonsils & my lips are burned from the bile. Tonight I’m at work, because this is your American healthcare system, folks!

Flav how are you so consistently positive? You’re a bright spot on the internet, sir.

As in: I can get so much stuff done but stopping to document it all really breaks my stride

I swear if it wasn’t for documentation I’d be unstoppable

"Arbeit macht frei" was written over the doors to Auschwitz.

"Work will set you free."

In other words, the modern credo of the purported American dream.

Arkansas State Police press on with controlled-crash ‘PIT maneuvers’ despite injuries, deaths  - Arkansas Times As many law enforcement agencies are moving away from PIT maneuvers, Arkansas is doubling down on the dangerous and controversial tactic, despite injuries and deaths.

My guy @milostrain.bsky.social does a deep dive into the Arkansas State Police's insane use of PIT maneuvers as a routine tool in law enforcement. arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...

I have jury duty. I’ve worked night shift for a decade. I have that headache you get when you wake up WAY too early like at 3am to catch a plane or something…but I have it at 9am. 🤣

Sheesh!!

Like, I’m not even particularly devout. I’m a heavily Christian flavored witch. But evangelical Christians love him & this is BLASPHEMING THEIR SAVIOR.

Someone tell me this is fake, that he didn’t post this. This is literally blasphemy.

I just loaded up my very first GameCube Animal Crossing town and it's...older than my grown ass adult child. 244 months. 20.3 years!

Finding a shoe that helps your foot pain is an incredible feeling.

Back when I first went to grad school, I caved & hired someone to clean our house every other week. I was so embarrassed I couldn't keep it together at the time (while working as an RN & getting a doctorate) but now I recognize it as one of the greatest gifts I ever gave myself!

I cannot wait. CANNOT WAIT, I tell you!