Are you saying these pieces of cardboard are not going to enrich my great great grandchildren?

This is awesome! Every minute the troops spend shitting their brains out on the toilet or otherwise incapacitated is a minute they aren't killing people for for western capital.

Now that's a man I'd like to spread

Probably add a little terrorism against the institutions that are poisoning their minds.

But what do I know?

Forced re-education

Incorrect. It is good!

I can haz cheese burger?

The only person who can stop a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke, which is why we need to arm our teachers with nuclear weapons

I should be allowed to have nukes

My apes. Gone

Lur talking to his spouse in Futurama. He is opining “why do the proletariat, the largest “class” not simply eat the others?”

Political analysis

Egg-pilled Chad Mayonnaisemogs Miracle Whimp

the devil got mogged in georgia. absolutely fiddlemaxxed

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Interesting. Have you tried turning your brain on?

There is nothing more exciting and fulfilling than pretending to be a dumbass

What's ex catheter

The pope can do that if the pope buys a gun and pulls the trigger

I hope she is wrong and that the actual number is way higher

It's just math. How hard could it be?

I could solve the 3 body problem easily, I just don't want to

I feel like there was a movie about something like this?

One of my few redeeming qualities is that I do a great lecherous laugh

Five Guys, but the guys are Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, and Mao.

"Let's just say when you strike the empire, the empire strikes back"

Yes!!!

Good for them!

Teaching an American about crude oil transportation: imagine a burger

You're telling me theres gray poop on this mustard?