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Excuse me, that's PROFESSOR Brasswhiskers. Even when he's not in his robes, he still has the title.

He looks like an Etherite about to introduce a steam-powered Rube Goldberg-style mousetrap.

We would have made it wireless.

You were the one who insisted upon making the terrible joke, you're the one responsible for the inevitable consequences.

Why does everything have to be punk nowadays? Steampunk, Ecopunk, Dieselpunk, Hopepunk, Punkpunk...the Virtual Adepts have a lot to answer for.

//I would like to introduce @rebeljohnson.bsky.social. She is one of the Storytellers on the Mage server my character is from (London Mage - Invite Code: discord.gg/faZ3h2e8). Her character is an Akashic cowboy and she is even writing a book based on her! Welcome to the bluesky roleplay club.

We'll take it off your hands.

We'll do what we can, but there are still a surprising number of fans of the Cold War Soviet aesthetic running around your convention, and they've resisted any major upgrades. It's an unmutual position, but we're picking our battles nowadays.

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I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

I guess what I'm getting at is that Marvel Comics should be run like a Co-Op instead of being a tiny branch of a multi-billion dollar media giant.

We have reached peak comfort

'Taint no sin
To take off your skin
And dance around in your bones

//I'm saving this to remember to credit you for the phrase 'made entirely out of internet,' because I will use it in the future.

Nice try, but we investigated. This guy had been stewing in his own juices for decades without any relevant contact with either our people or yours. Something happened with the cabal to set him off. No idea what it was. Maybe they were trying to help, maybe they got him on a bad day. But it was them

We're not saying who they're of.

Fair enough, but I'll remind you that in this little tale, it was the cabal that obviously did something to trigger his tantrum. He wasn't even on our radar until he attacked their HQ.

No, we do not, and for good reason. They're neither safe nor grateful. The latter we're fine with, as it simply means they're unaware of our existence. The former is a matter of enormous concern.

You're talking such nonsense that I'm beginning to suspect that you may be one. Your metaphysics lack intellectual rigor, and your research seems next to non-existent. Sightings of "Maraud" deviants who predate the Order of Reason and were immune to backlash are in both our records and yours.

That was a boar. Case closed!

Agreed. It's crazy what people come up with. We've heard that it was a prank streamer causing chaos. Stupid kids.

You did.

Okay, see where we reposted you? Read that.

14. So laugh at this if you want. God knows it's funny enough to those who weren't there. But remember what he did to your people and to ours, and that neither a highly respected and influential cabal or a number of expertly trained Operatives could leave a mark on one man and his delusions.

13. I'll be honest: Not only did we not win that day, we didn't even have the option of a retreat. Lister, or "The Animator" as some of those assholes who have to nickname everyone with a gimmick now call him, simply got bored with us. You say we deserve humiliation? You don't know humiliation.

12. The portable holes were particularly tricky to deal with, and we lost several Extraordinary Citizens to them before one got the idea of putting it on what remained of the house's ceiling. The corpses of those who had fallen in now fell out one by one, each showing signs of vacuum exposure.

11. Both HiT Marks were destroyed by separate ten ton anvils that materialized approximately twenty feet above their heads and dropped on them immediately following their activation in the field.

10. Immediately upon Lister's exit, the bouquet exploded. This resulted in the immediate and brutal death of both the Operative and the Extraordinary Citizen standing next to her, as well as injuries to several other agents in the vicinity, three of whom died later in the hospital.