she Needs To Know This At All Times in fact!

THAT'S HER

friend who accidentally wrote "my mescles trambled" 7 years ago said he was tired from taking a long walk today and I got to hit him with a DELIGHTFULLY drawn out punchline

a little black cat (obsidian) lying between my arm and my face

she's trying

a little black cat (obsidian) lying down with her head on my face

do we think she's close enough or could she do better

that was duk for me... sweet old baby man :') carson is black and white and a genuine baby but I know one day he will also be my old man baby

my microbes.......................... all grown up into real animals......................

THANKS :D just think one year ago he and sidi were being born in the dirt and now they are huge and annoying <3 <3 <3 <3

good news on approximately his first birthday: my boy is huge and I can say this to him whenever I want

neighbors are hanging out in the yard laughing but every time I hear them the laughter has gotten slightly more maniacal. normal probably

yessssssssss it's SO good I'm happy to be an influence

he also once used the demon to cheat on his finals, the consequences of which included being forced to go after the other cult in the first place

one time cash's demon made him and his friend hunt down some different cultists and the guy they rescued was like "so you guys are the cult of uruskreil" and cash was like. sighs wearily. yeah I guess. while his friend's evil alternate personality was stabbing a dead guy in the background

throwback to when my old pathfinder boy cash had to tell his friends that he'd been forced to make a contract with a demon as a kid and the demon would probably try using him to get to them so PLEASE do not listen to the demon. and his friends said👍and then two of them made contracts with the demon

it is malevolent! I started listening like two weeks ago and was instantly obsessed :') highly recommend, it starts out compelling and only gets weirder! and thanks :')

a drawing of arthur lester and john doe from malevolent. arthur is standing in the foreground and holding a lantern. john is behind arthur, though some of his tendrils wrap around in front of him. the light and shadows bend in strange ways around them.

normal guys. on the case

not faaaaaiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr >:((((((

tuesday morning in the lab we are listening to I like to move it move it

like idk man even before joanne started her bullshit in earnest it was a children's series that was better in hindsight, at best a jumping-off point to discover better books. even if she'd never made a twitter account, it'd be a little weird to start it *now*. but she did, so I can be mean about it

came across something even more embarrassing than people still buying h arry po tter shit in 2026 for "nostalgia" today and it is people who are Just Now Getting Into It

no >:/

who cares if it's bad, have you seen some of the shit people are reading these days

I've got facts and I'm not afraid to use them take the good with the bad take out the back and make a new front-
I'm more levelheaded and cleverer than ever and I'm getting better one forever at a time and if sick is defined by what's different well then pull the plug out and let me die
Blows Up

sometimes you think your diction is okay and then you try to get through a particular will wood song and get rapidly humbled

there is nothing worthwhile about me that can't be absorbed in full within a couple of casual conversations at most and past that it's all downhill so I really don't get why I should insist on being more than a hypothetical

ディミトリ #FE3H

Fuck off more carefully.

man

Please make it stop

at this point I'd honestly rather be a concept. all alternatives just feel worse for no reason