rant: women’s clothing. i know the pandemic upended the category of “work attire” but surely…surely adult women have options available to us other than “christening gown” or “early 90s preschool teacher played by sarah squirm”?

now more than ever, trying not to say something that will get me in trouble

SALLY SHAPIRO Feat. ELECTRIC YOUTH - Starman [OFFICIAL VIDEO] YouTube video by Paper Bag Records

they’re calling “starman” by sally shapiro feat. electric youth the best song of all time. 2010s italo disco revival you will always be famous youtu.be/pbECkAMsGZI?...

they all sound like crybabies, scolds, and hypocrites. grow up!

rant: video podcasts. for many years we had a social contract. you, creator, give me, person with job, an audio product i can listen to while i work. that is easy and fair. but now you are also asking me to watch a video. why? i will not be watching a video. i am working. work is not video time. end

our rules of engagement are very simple: we get to bomb and obliterate you from on high infinitely, and if you don’t just die obediently or god forbid you attack us BACK, we will cry and scream and beg for the refs

strong words from the country that drone strikes fishing boats

starting a rant thread. here’s the first one:

stop being cold!!! just stop it!! enough raw bitter windy cold already!! jesus christ!!!!

i picked up Still Alive at last year’s AWP and finished it within a week of getting home 🔥

the oscars: ground zero for our culture’s disrespect and insincerity. we can fan the flames of rabid stan behavior, but god forbid we let winners whose first language isn’t english finish their acceptance speeches. at least we had a host who actually appreciates film

being a nick cave fan has long been a humiliation ritual, but that train song sounded like it was from walk hard

incredible that the original date was postponed by a historic blizzard, to an evening 2 weeks later when it was 73 degrees out

(later) Ethno nationalism is bad actually. Why? Because it turns out I'm not actually in the in group. Please clap for my completely obvious about face that is entirely self-centered. Now give me money for me to still spew the dumbest takes, and tell me I'm your smartest boy. (15k words & book deal)

New, from me: Violent ethnonationalism is good. Why? Because it makes me feel good. If you don’t like it, it’s because you’re a jealous loser. (9000 words)

everyone stop panicking, i know how we’ll fix the falling birth rates! we’ll just make sure women know that if they experience regret or postpartum depression, it’s because they didn’t “take proper care of their mental health” before deciding to have a child, and that makes them a bad person 😀🤗✨

these people are a plague on the earth. their freedom to walk, breathe, and exist among us is not compatible with any semblance of a future. anyone who is not willing to deal with them as they deserve is not worthy of our time or attention.

the litmus test for 2028 is “will you move heaven and earth to imprison and/or send to the hague every single member of the trump administration for crimes against humanity?” it is non-negotiable. we are here because obama let the last batch of republican death cultists off scot free

The Order of Death YouTube video by Public Image Ltd - Topic

they’re calling “the order of death” by public image ltd the best song of all time youtu.be/O0bk6Hbz0ZU?...

(realtor looking at don’s empty apartment) this is the home of a man with no apes

don draper writing megan a check for a million dollars and on the memo line it just says “slurp juice”

very short list of famous people i’d go to war for and danny mcbride is probably one of them especially when these are the stakes

we have to build more housing to get these people out of red states

recent events are truly making the case for misandry like never before

my sweet baby raymun😭 he may not understand reproductive math but green apple orchards is going to make one hell of a twisted tea

i love raymun fossoway because he’s a good guy, but also because he looks like he used to meet with his attorneys at the dunkin donuts in shamokin PA before it burned down

dammit.

they’re just parochial small business owner type psychos all the way down

running DHS like it’s amy’s bakery

yellow ledbetter is a hall of fame “annoy the cat by singing in her face” pick

if you went back in time and told bush-era democrats they’d win “sports” in the national divorce they’d put you in the psych ward